yourplayersaidwhat:

So this happened.

I was texting my friend about creating their D&D Character. Their only experience with it was with Hero Forge, and they had leaned about the concept of the Rabbitfolk. I was still unfamiliar with it, however.

Me: Ok, what race do you want to play? There’s a ton of ‘em.

Friend: Rabbitfolk! Bright yellow!

Me: That was way too fast of an answer but ok. Class?

Friend: Can I be a Rouge?

Me: Sure-

Friend: But I want proficiency in mechanics instead of thieves tools

Me: You’ve put a lot of thought into this…. What’s your character’s name?

Friend: Malhare

Me: ok. Hold up…..

Me, just realizing the joke: FUCK.

leosaku:

lars + cooking

loueejii:
“ facelesssavior:
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“Dormant Predators
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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
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loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators

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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

heathyr:

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

nerdgal-dorkski:

nerdgal-dorkski:

wish i had an ass so i could make some booty shorts with weird sayings on them

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banishedquasiroyal:

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feferi but….alive

jenniferrpovey:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ teratocybernetics:
“ momothefiddler:
“ momothefiddler:
“ transagenda:
“ codeawayhaley:
“ According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says...

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

teratocybernetics:

momothefiddler:

momothefiddler:

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

THE STORY POTENTIAL FOR THIS IS AMAZING YOU COULD HAVE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS SEPARATED BY DESERT ON THE OUTSIDE AND AN PERMANENT NIGHT-WINTER ON THE INSIDE

YOU COULD (WITH A LITTLE FUDGING ON TIDES OR SOME STABILIZATION FORCE) HAVE MOONS THAT GO THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLE, WITH LUNAR-POWERED SORCERERS LIVING ON THE INNER EQUATOR IN GIANT ICE CASTLES WAITING FOR THE TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN THE MOON ILLUMINATES THE ETERNAL NIGHTTIME AND THEIR SPELLS HAVE THE MOST POWER

YOU COULD HAVE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES THAT EVOLVED ON OPPOSITE SIDES WHO ARE BASICALLY ALIENS ON THE SAME PLANET AND WHOEVER CROSSES THE GIANT DESERT OR ARCTIC CIRCLE (HEH) MAKES FIRST CONTACT

THIS IS SO COOL

THIS IS SO COOL

I WANT TO RUN FIFTY THOUSAND GAMES ON WORLDS LIKE THIS HOLY FUCK

THIS JUST IN IF I’M UNDERSTANDING THE MAGNETIC FIELDS CORRECTLY I THINK THE ETERNAL NIGHT ICE REALM WILL HAVE NEAR-CONSTANT ELECTRICAL STORMS

Re-reblogging for the additional stuff.

this is the coolest article oh wow

I really do need to do something with this at some point.