Silver Tongue

thereddestpotato:

colemckenzies:

colemckenzies:

shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said ‘you will live to 100!’ and then looked at my mental health results and said ’…if you want to’

alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying ‘you can sit up now’ he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car

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honkmunist:

jaubaius:

Apples can make red panda happy to be weighed.

the notes are what you expect


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Movie idea: Clown heist

silver-tongues-blog:

A group of clowns want to quit but cant as their faces have been stored in the clown registry. Naturally they plan a heist to break in and steal the eggs with their faces painted on. Theres just one problem. They werent expecting the to run into the mimes.

thestarmirror:

alienlamp:

lilgoatgirl-deactivated20210108:

dankmemeuniversity:

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I’ve always seen it written as a ‘G’ lmfao

gisney

Also

Let’s talk about this thing here:

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I really always thought this was a p

entishramblings:

LOOK WHAT IAN MCKELLEN (GANDALF) POSTED ON INSTAGRAM

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im scREAmiNg!!!

hummingyogurt:

This scene has lived in my head since childhood rent free because in the German dub Renamon has a male voice actor, Olaf Reichmann

rebelmeg:

funnymemes-and-kinkydreams:

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Love is a battlefield

beercheesecasserole:

transplutonium:

This deserves an Oscar

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

astoriachef:

mysticblackninjagirl:

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How am I supposed to stop them?