chefpyro:

brain: i wonder if mario fucks. there’s no proof that he’s not a virgin

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brain: haha italian sausage

botanyshitposts:
“breathinginbiology:
“Welwitschia mirabilis (commonly known as Welwitschia or tree tumbo) is a monotypic gymnosperm native to the Namib desert in Namibia and Angola. An adult welwitschia consists of roots, a stem base, and only two...

botanyshitposts:

breathinginbiology:

Welwitschia mirabilis (commonly known as Welwitschia or tree tumbo) is a monotypic gymnosperm native to the Namib desert in Namibia and Angola. An adult welwitschia consists of roots, a stem base, and only two leaves (the same two leaves from when the plant was a seedling). The two leaves, which can grow to over 26 feet in diameter, lie on the ground becoming torn to ribbons and tattered with age. Their estimated lifespan, using carbon dating, is 400-1500 years with the oldest being over 2000 years.

imagine being a plant so old the scientists have to use carbon dating to find your age. carbon dating, a technique also used to find the ages of fossils and artifacts

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

I’m turning 20 in November so why is Chuck E. Cheese sending me emails to have my birthday party there

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1000 tickets? Assorted helium balloons? This changes everything

lullychi:

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Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

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sophiesplushies:

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Tiny Link’s Awakening plush! 😁

He’s filled with beanie stuffing so that he stays upright.

phoenixbrightheart:

trip-wild:

May I hit y'all with a hot take

Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy

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Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves

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Thank you for your time

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sunnyrae20:

dotted-sixteenth:

aloeveragel:

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

abercrombee:

tiktokarchive:

this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like

willypadilly:

luisonte:

Masterchef 2079

*Chef walks out the kitchen to the restaurant bar*

Bartender: “Oh hey, what’s u-“

Chef: “Kitchen’s haunted.”

Bartender: “Wha?”

Chef: *Grabs gun* “Kitchen’s haunted.” * Heads back to kitchen.*

korraquality:
“ ADJASFK
also imagining Aang say “I’m so fucked” is really funny to me.
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korraquality:

ADJASFK

also imagining Aang say “I’m so fucked” is really funny to me.