patriciavetinari:

cordolia:

theysbian:

Unpopular opinion that shouldn’t be unpopular: anti-bullying programs in school that don’t address the root causes of bullying - which are almost invariably larger forms of bigotry and oppression like racism, ableism and homophobia - are completely useless and ultimately futile.

kids get bullied, frequently, because they’re “weird”. but it just so happens that the traits society calls “weird” are overwhelmingly related to poverty, minority religion or ethnicity, neurodivergence, non-straight sexuality, and gender non conformance. 

funny, that.

And fatness. And disability.

boxofsoap:

pencil-prompts:

i-am-a-fish:

CALLOUT POST @ ALL WRITERS

write

Originally posted by harshlips

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

migatosabefisica:

churchyardgrim:

capitalists will say shit like “so you just want money for doing nothing is that it?” and at the same time praise themselves for their “passive income” istfg

they only hate it when it’s other people not working.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

It’s like a regular succubus but very, very inefficient. Involves a lot more coffee dates and movie tickets.

Watching my streams slowly steals your soul over several years of exposure

… Unforeseen side effects may occur.

Dont worry, that feeling of completeness is their soul being put in the well of all the other souls stolen in the stream. like one big hug

one-time-i-dreamt:

Geologist Finds Rare Formation Inside Rock That Looks Exactly Like Cookie Monster on Sesame Street

Geologists have found a rare formation inside a rock that looks just like the Cookie Monster character from Sesame Street.

Good News Network

I can’t believe this 🥺 so cute!

mornington-the-crescent:

blancabitchcraft:

scraps-is-busy:

Streaming Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Again

With @silver-tongues-blog

Come on! im here too!

creekfiend:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes

golf:

• wastes crazy amounts of space and water
• soul-crushingly boring
• extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
• prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

• 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
• a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
• easy to get into, but difficult to master
• cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
• BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

officialqueer:

krawdad:

officialqueer:

officialqueer:

This photo of my brother’s cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

He just wants to be included!!

(He’s got an Insta btw).

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.