ultravioletparacosm:

pun-ishment888:

ultravioletparacosm:

ultravioletparacosm:

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dont recall downloading these. putting it here

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oh my god mobile formatting fucking killed him

How is it supposed to look?

-a mobile user

not cut in half

teaboot:

skyykkeli:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.

What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

huffletrax:

shimhaq:

So interesting stuff happened over the weekend. I found out that Aaron Carter had been using my Cosmic Lion art on his website, as tour promotional content and possibly other merch through a post which said that he had rendered said artwork. He got called out and then he said then he infact purchased this artwork. Then he went on to say his assistant did, and then said its trash and that it deserves to go in the trash. Regardless, I never sold him any of my work. Neither him or his team ever asked permission for any of my work, nor did they give any credit. These celebrities think that they can rip off artwork that artists spend time and energy creating and not face any consequences. Hes still using this artwork on his website and tour promotional content despite the backlash on twitter and instagram. Tumblr family, help me get this out to as big an audience as possible! 

Boosting! I’m glad you put what’s going on twitter on here too @shimhaq

crotchapple:

I could not go to sleep until I made this

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frnletorres:

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when you kidnap your daughter and fuck off to space

zuzartii:

So lately I’ve been catching up on the new Critical Role campaign

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Molly | Nott | Caleb | Yasha | Beauregard | Jester | Fjord

neveromininart:

“I’m always ready to make a fool of myself.”