Silver Tongue

madimoo31:

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

fortooate:

scruggzi:

roaringstream:

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

Hotelius Californium…

such a dulce et decorum place…

aroacedavestrider:

asterisk-boobnoise:

memewhore:

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Lil My Ex Died 😬

lil mental illness

so idk if “in the hospital” means “physically in a hospital” or just specifically “checked into a hospital” but 

if i go with physically? then im “lil pizza delivery”

if i go with checked in? then. “lil seizures”

either way . Pizza Pizza

Lil Lung Collapse

genevawashere-deactivated202107:

genevawashere-deactivated202107:

i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

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official-lucifers-child:

kansascity-elffriend:

krodhavighnantaka:

bae-in-maine:

victorian-sexstache:

solarpunk-aesthetic:

I don’t even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. 💚

Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.

This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.

“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”

- Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

Bro when the kid turned up in her new school uniform I about started crying bro

i did start crying

akireyta:
“ lowtownsaints:
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“ panicatthe21falloutromance:
“ fandompariah:
“ note-a-bear:
“For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article
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When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and...

akireyta:

lowtownsaints:

thenamelesscorpse2185:

panicatthe21falloutromance:

fandompariah:

note-a-bear:

For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article

When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the arm of an order picker.

They were an agency temp so Amazon called the agency to let him go and have another temp sent *before* they called an ambulance, when he tried to put in sick days they turned around and told him “Sorry you’d already been let go before the accident was logged anywhere”

I will kill every ceo

I will help

Please also read this Atlantic article (in partnership with Reveal) about the complete disregard for worker safety inside Amazon warehouses

When people choose not to buy via Amazon, it’s for reasons like this

3collecurei:

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Out of context Homestuck

silver-tongues-blog:

So this happened when i was shrine hunting

silver-tongues-blog:

After much much difficulty, i finally beat this game. I gotta say, its insanely difficult but also pretty fun. I think that its a pretty decent sequel to the first based on what the first had offered. I did use a map and minimal guides because some of these things are so weird to try and figure out. also i did make use of the switch’s savestate feature to savescum. even with that it was pretty difficult

misskirby:

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste