vetyr:

Client sketch vs. final illustration

When someone commissions me, I absolutely love getting a rough sketch/doodle of their concept—it makes the first steps of an illustration (composition/posing) so much easier.

I’ll never ever judge a client for a messy sketch!! (And also, no pressure to send something like this if you’d like the artist to take the creative reins on your piece.)

zeconster:

derinthemadscientist:

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

spicymemesociety:

there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.

pancakeke:

demilypyro:

Only 6% of Tumblr users are trans women but we make 90% of good posts. No one works harder

plokool:

rubixpsyche:

fckmypssywtharakemom:

cleverclove:

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

autismsubway-remade:

rabblerowser:

Time to resurrect our mother Al

35L water

20kg Carbon

4L ammonia

1.5kg lime

800g phosphorus

250g salt

100g saltpeter

80g sulfur

trace amounts of 15 other elements

vanilla extract

See Results

to be fair, the mom they made was dogshit even without the vanilla extract

pseudalopex:

apas-95:

the way the pilot is repeatedly telling jerma to push the nose down and then as soon as he says anything positive jerma TAKES HIS HANDS OFF THE STICK to do a celebration dance while the stall warning stick-shaker is going off dfhgvfdgh

mossy-covered-bones:

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belle-ofthebrawl:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛