Silver Tongue

vicholas:

vicholas:

I’m posting this entire scene uncut because I need you to experience this with me

To everyone laughing at the “It’s really important for any living creatures to leave behind descendants” line, I just want you to know that by the end of the episode the red blood cell guy had a breakdown when he found out most sex is done for pleasure.

minmaneth:

makingdonalddrumpfagain:

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Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.

grimetoby:

feelboss:

feelboss:

virtualherovranger:

ultradude:

Wait. There’s 8 resident evils?????

a common misconception. there are actually 26 resident evil games, 9 movies, and 2 upcoming tv shows. easy mistake to make

OP you forgot the 21 novels and 9 comic series

also 13 pachinko machines and 9 mobile games

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zelda-2-the-adventure-of-link:

wizard0rb:

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great news everyone

god i wish

korra-of-the-watertribe:

milf-adjacent:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

man I couldn’t do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green’s cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

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god I wish that were me: a compilation

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phana-banana:

I wish The Great Gatsby a very pleasant public domain.

carnival-phantasm:

Biden is replacing the Diet Coke Red Button with a new one that, when pressed, summons the same butler as before but now he’s holding a silver shovel and a puppy

demilypyro:

Today I figured out why I like to sleep under the slanted part of the ceiling in my room. I slept on top of a bunk bed for most of my life so a low ceiling now makes me feel more safe or something.

solarcandydrops:

operahousebookworm:

kingofdoma:

theirin-myheart:

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”

“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.