I’m posting this entire scene uncut because I need you to experience this with me
To everyone laughing at the “It’s really important for any living creatures to leave behind descendants” line, I just want you to know that by the end of the episode the red blood cell guy had a breakdown when he found out most sex is done for pleasure.
Biden is replacing the Diet Coke Red Button with a new one that, when pressed, summons the same butler as before but now he’s holding a silver shovel and a puppy
Today I figured out why I like to sleep under the slanted part of the ceiling in my room. I slept on top of a bunk bed for most of my life so a low ceiling now makes me feel more safe or something.
You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content
I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal
That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”
“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.