Silver Tongue

renegade-laru:

kakremo:

vkm11:

the-dubstep-strawberry:

falloutuniverse:

jinglyjangly:

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

I still like this one

How about this old gold

grimetoby:

celceta:

so is there a mister information? 👀

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vicholas:

When Google celebrates someone’s birthday or something and makes a special logo you can click the logo and find out who it is. In this damn website you get a Guy Fieri-themed logo for his birthday with no explication and you’re supposed to just live with it.

everythingfox:

Butt wiggles

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phantomrose96:

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

agreed. Only exception i can think of is twitters smooth sharks

captain-trash-cannot:

yeet-motherfucker:

persitentmanlyagitation:

orphanblaque:

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

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anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow