peteseeger:

mapsontheweb:

More people live in the Orange counties than in the Blue ones - USA

via reddit

Person who doesn’t know what they’re talking about: and THIS is why the electoral college is so impo

captainhoyw:

futuremoji:

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

yourplayersaidwhat:

So, in a previous session, we had a warlock, a cleric, a bard, and a half orc barbarian.  The Bard and the warlock consider each other sisters, despite no relation.  Just for the heck of it, the barbarian catches the warlocks pet cat out of a flying leap, and eats it in front of the group.    Then, later the Barbarian fails to arrive to our second session, and the Bard brings up a conversation about stealing his gold.

DM(Me): He’s not here to defend himself, so I can’t really allow it.

Bard:  HE ATE MY SISTERS PUSSY!

Cleric: So has half the nobility, Honey.

borrowedfeathers:

gunsandfireandshit:

lol

Wow. Now if he can do that without eating or drinking he’ll know what it’s like to work retail

punkfather:

Deep in slumber vs. Saying “treats?”

aeritus:

Here’s my work for the @terezine !
I had sooo little time to work on that and I really wish I could have done more ):
But hey I’m still satisfied with the result, hope you like it too! ;)

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

i made the tiniest zim i could, please enjoy

also gir :)

couch-house:

the mortifying ordeal of having your gender perceived by strangers

chefpyro:

old, lame, usurped by capitalism: damaged pants

fucking rad: damaged skirts