Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Man seeing my side just be concave because of how wide my hips became is fuckin weird

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I haven’t had them for long, alright, give me some time to adjust!

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unfortunately you cant sneak around guards anymore. too dummy thicc

theriddlerisanerd:

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They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

to be fair the reveal of the diet coke button happened shortly before the first impeachment so it kind of got lost in the feed. i only vaguely remember it because people were making jokes about putting it next to the nuke button

cosmic-aria:

lastvalyrian:

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

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My personal fav is the one where someone changed “vampires” to “danny devito”

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wumbreon:
“ kittysuggest:
“She’s cozy
”
Super cozy!
”

wumbreon:

kittysuggest:

She’s cozy

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Super cozy!

scottishwobbly:

theculturedmarxist:

kairos89:

chaoskirin2:

demiboydemon:

Okay but like don’t count the BLM movement as a 2020 disaster. The US prison system, cops, and white supremacy are the disasters. If one of the things you count in your ‘Why 2020 sucked’ posts is the riots, you’re victim blaming.

To paraphrase Micky Dolenz, media outlets are calling the BLM movement “Riots” because they don’t know how to spell “demonstration.”

The BLM movement is NOT RIOTS. These are civil rights protests.

I’ve seen several media outlets count the BLM movement as something that was “wrong” with 2020. Honestly the ability to organize and protest is one of the only things that’s gone RIGHT. It’s the counter protesters that are fucked up.




They’re called protests when they accomplish nothing and riots when they’re effective. 

Stop fucking shying away from the word “riot”, this summer saw a police precinct burned to the fucking ground - it was a riot, and rioting works, and rioting is good.

Rioters could be looting department stores for a hundred years and still they would not have taken back what has been stolen from us by the ruling class, stop moralising revolt.

MLK’s march on washington was caslled a riot in his time

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

ladyvyola:

bookwormingparty:

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This is even funnier if you know that Christie did not learn about poisons because she became a mystery writer, rather that she specifically became a writer of mysteries because she already had extensive knowledge of poisons due to her World War I training as a nurse and dispenser.

Agatha Christie had WHAT

ace-of-clovers:

sylveonikovilhelm:

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

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And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

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I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

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Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

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This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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nosacredtruths:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

imagine trying to make Ellen Ripley “prettier” as though Sigourney Weaver’s heavy square jaw and intense eyes aren’t already indescribably beautiful

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cannot believe anyone is arrogant enough to try and improve on this

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Only possible improvement is to have the cat in the picture

montereybayaquarium:
“It was only a matter of time
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montereybayaquarium:

It was only a matter of time