Silver Tongue

cringecontrol:

am-180:

am-180:

rslashrats:

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

this is gwyneth paltrows p

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genderfluid-and-confuzled:

bonesfool:

While this whole sea shanty trend is still happening maybe we should try out some unions songs too 😳 like maybe we could get people really into Sixteen Tons or Casey Jones 👉👈or maybe even Which Side Are You On🥺 just a thought no reason just think it would be a fun and silly trend for us to do

I heard solidarity forever is a banger  👉👈 and that talking union is just um 😳

afloweroutofstone:

confusionofconfusions:

confusionofconfusions:

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

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@afloweroutofstone

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123:

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DISCUSS

send me an ask saying whether you would fuck, marry or kill me

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I can switch from a feminine voice to a masculine one on the fly just by changing my pitch and inflections and it’s very funny to do this with Deme on voice call since it shocks and confuses him every time

Deme forgets I was born as a man constantly, it’s like he lacks object permanence but for genders.

use this power to make surprise luigis

almost-casey:

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