unnaturaldecay:
“ Finally, decent content!
i wish i didn’t live on the opposite side of the earth from all of the fun…
cough commissions are open cough
”

unnaturaldecay:

Finally, decent content!

i wish i didn’t live on the opposite side of the earth from all of the fun…

cough commissions are open cough

a nurses negligence almost killed me once (not a shitpost)

banishedquasiroyal:

i’m sorry but also i read that as like. youtube clickbait. like one of those weird animatic type videos where it’s like My Parents Have A Secret That Ruined My Life! with weird voice acting and a plot that just enrages you. ily rogue i’m sorry

talkin about it does enrage me and if i had any video editing skills i would definately make a video about it.

So when I was 18, my lung collapsed (you can check how it went here) and after they got the air out of my chest cavity with a tiny tube (after a few complications) so when they removed the tiny tube they said they were gonna monitor me for a couple days. Well only a few hours lateri was feeling worse than i came in. It was about midnight and i told a nurse and we asked for an xray and she said i had one scheduled in 6 hours and that i could wait. she told me, someone with a collapsed lung that had at one point twisted and nearly caused me a heart attack, that I could wait. 

we had to demand an xray under threat of lawsuit in order to get one and even then, even when i could see on the xray that my lung was pretty badly collapsed even worse than when i checked in, the nurse didnt tell my doctor. the only ones who knew were me, my family, the xray tech and the nurse. my doc didnt find out about it until after the xray that was originally scheduled. we filed a complaint and got transfered to a different hospital. that was the only time in my life that i genuinely thought i was gonna die. nurses are aweful and shouldnt be in a position where peoples lives are in their hands

probablytheatrerpgideas:

goosegoblin:

one of my fave DnD things is how, during character creation, people start talking in first person without realising. they start out like ‘well, she’s a paladin’ and within ten minutes their fists are clenched as they shout ‘MY SISTER DESERVED WHAT SHE GOT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I’LL KILL YOU TOO’

Method acting

liquidstar:

silver-tongues-blog:

they were probably cheering on the 10000 year old virgin

liquidstar:

Can’t stop thinking about how if every soul in Hohenheim’s philosopher stone is sentient and aware of what’s going on that means they had to watch when he and Trisha fucked

Hohenheim: *finishes inside her*

The Twitch chat in his soul:

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sausag3uchiha:

I love this show

i swear this show is like a game of dnd

thatstrangeowl:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ caddicarustv:
“WOOOOOT CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!! Thanks so much to @nintendouk for the free #NintendoSwitchLite in a lovely #HiddenBlock yellow! Or, a ‘Mario Sunshine Yellow’ as @choccaboo...

thatstrangeowl:

silver-tongues-blog:

caddicarustv:

WOOOOOT CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!! Thanks so much to @nintendouk for the free #NintendoSwitchLite in a lovely #HiddenBlock yellow! Or, a ‘Mario Sunshine Yellow’ as @choccaboo said…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2y4EC8hekn/?igshid=1p7g6q9j39nu1

can someone photoshop this into the creation of adam

@silver-tongues-blog

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scope-dogg:

housemotherginsburg:

aplasticshark:

skidji:

thorsbian:

Best tumblr scandals

  • The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
  • The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
  • The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
  • Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy


i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

thank you so much but also curse you

what’s really fun is there’s at least one person on here twice!

Treasure trove

What about that person who claimed that his sister had a seizur and died because they changed the tumblr logo at the top of the dashboard from the classic to the current logo

shromo:

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

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fourleggedsandwich:
“I wasn’t good enough for you, and now I’m not good at ALL!
”

fourleggedsandwich:

I wasn’t good enough for you, and now I’m not good at ALL!

mikarons:

good omens!!