alchemillasapphic-deactivated20:

mens-rights-activia:

darkpaladin:

mens-rights-activia:

fandomsofrandom:

mens-rights-activia:

junepop45:

mens-rights-activia:

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

Twink????

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

seabasse:

from animal crossing, whose birthday do you share?? i share with ellie!!!!

tag your birthday and birthday bud!!!!

starkidmack:

celticpyro:

thesocialjusticecourier:

celticpyro:

the-darkest-of-souls:

theblackwolfking:

souldmysoultomusic:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

@bennygal16

My question is why did you sign up to play the role if you hate it so much? I mean this is funny but STILL.

because

I would let a movie studio wax me and use me as a surfboard for a fraction of that bank. I don’t even remotely question his motives.

Understandable. Have a great day.

God I hope his run as Batman is even half as good as this era was

prokopetz:

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

potoobrigham:

Honk honk.

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

you know, got gets really pissed at people for doing things they didnt know could possibly be bad. Like remember when he got pissed at adam and eve for eating the apple when first of all, eve was never told to not eat it, only adam was. and without the apple they didnt even understand a concept of good or bad.

then theres that cane and abel thing

and then remember when god was like “yo, kill your son” and abraham was like “shit… i guess i have to” and god was like “WOAH stop i was joking holy fuck” like humanity really needs to get a lawyer and sue god for multiple counts of entrapment.

absolute madlad

aeritus:

So this is legal now, right?