Silver Tongue
silisboo:
“🧡🐀
”

silisboo:

🧡🐀

antique-symbolism:

abalonetea:

antique-symbolism:

Never understood those characters who are like ‘no, don’t say goodbye. we’re going to see each other again real soon’ right before they go off to fight a big dangerous battle or whatever like bitch if I think there’s even a whisper of a ghost of a CHANCE I won’t see you again, you WILL be getting a six page, single-spaced, 12pt Times New Roman essay with annotations and a bibliography detailing every way I love you and every way you’ve changed me and I will NOT be denied this for hell or high water

Me, getting ready to go two street up to the store: *gets my affairs in order as if I’m going into a great battle”

Me, grabbing my car keys with dramatic tears in my eyes: I just want you to know that the passion that you have for the oft unnoticed things in life has changed the way I look at and interact with the world. Were I to ever lose you, God above forbid, I would never be able to cast my eyes upon something as simple as the curve of a sidewalk without my heart breaking for your absence.

My partner: …I just said we were out of eggs

roaminc:
“yepperoni:
“ yepperoni:
“there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros please do not give up hope
” ”
his final smash is taking off the safety-wriststrap
”
It flies...

roaminc:

yepperoni:

yepperoni:

there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros   please do not give up hope 

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his final smash is taking off the safety-wriststrap

It flies right into the screen, breaking it and anyone caught in the cracks will take damage

obligatorymorningfart:
“take the no horny anime paraphernalia in public challenge today
”

obligatorymorningfart:

take the no horny anime paraphernalia in public challenge today

Why King Harkinian is the best King of Hyrule:

agent-danascully:

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  • Cares more about peace than war: “This peace is what all true warriors strive for.” [1]
  • When Gwonam came to the King to tell how Ganon had seized Korradai his first instinct was: “How can we help?” Clearly a selfless man willing to help another Kingdom in need.[1]
  • When he thought that Duke Onkled was under attack from Ganon, he went straight to Gamelon to help him out - another selfless deed and willing to go all the way there just to help him out in the flesh [2]
  • He soothes Zelda’s fears, and makes a smart decision, by taking the Triforce of Courage to protect him  [2]
  • Another smart decision by suggesting Zelda to send Link if he isn’t heard from within a month [2] 
  • Clearly an assertive King as he is able to silence everyone with a simple “Enough”, it’s clear he has power but isn’t feared for it [2]
  • A simple man - still thinks about dinner so he must obviously be respected by his people as he could be considered a relatable ruler [2]
  • Clearly a formidable opponent in duels as Link claims Ganon would be “no match for the King”  [2]
  • Thanks Zelda for saving him - not condescending or unbelieving but genuinely thankful for his daughter saving his life [3]
  • Gives proper punishment for those who deserve it, doesn’t let Duke Onkled get out scot free [3]
  • Respected by his royal guards: he calls him “Your Majesty” and “My Liege”, and follows his orders once again showing that Harkinian has power [3]
  • Enjoys spending time with his daughter, holds her dear to him - doesn’t put a ton of pressure on her, and just enjoys her company (see the ending) [3]

turnaboutprince:

most arguments abt fanfiction on this website could be solved if both parties just read better books and fanfiction. “published books dont have queer rep or happy endings!” untrue, read better books. “fanfiction is just boring repetitive smut!” untrue, read better fanfiction

flootzavut:

ginnnygardner:

Finn Appreciation Week ― Day One: Favorite Scene

# wow I wish they had made a sequel to this movie

Relatable

manywinged:

manywinged:

discord’s greatest triumph and worst mistake was giving us all the power to set your nickname to anything you wanted and change it as often as you liked because it means every time i post everyone else in the server is forced to read shit like “ceaseless watcher check out this juicy ass” and form an association of that with their idea of me as a person

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gutweeds:
“ gaygothur:
“ gaygothur:
“Otis is actually canonically trans
” ”
the laughing cow is trans too wake up
i love these trans cow icons
”

gutweeds:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Otis is actually canonically trans

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the laughing cow is trans too wake up

i love these trans cow icons