What if Spinel found a full Spinel kindergarten on her way to earth?
Its just too funny ive watched it like 10 times
friend wanted jake and aradia bonding over skulls and someone else pitched in that dave would would be in all up in that business too so yeah
I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?
me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792…..4?
me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.
me:
me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.
guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!
me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.
me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.
my boss: Wait, what?
me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.
boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?
me:
me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!
Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?
Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.
Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.
Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.
But what about the seemingly random details that for some reason you remember? like
After extraction
my boss: So did you find out anything?
Me: okay im sorry he was gloating about his villainous plan but i totally blanked out. I did see a spider on the cieling though crawling towards some kind of glowing rock. It looked like they were trying to fit the rock in a lazer. also there was a map of austrailia with a huge X marked on sydney
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
