Silver Tongue

xxtc-96xx:

Baby’s First Teleport 

sabertoothwalrus:

I found my old minish cap cartridge yesterday

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, “can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?” And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

kaijuno:

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Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

randomencounters:

nickelwounds:

fatsexybitch:

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Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

highlighting @werewolf-boi ’s threatening tags

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Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain

kelssiel:

proudgarbage:

I like how tumblr has a very different calendar than the rest of the world. And i don’t mean the “flat fuck friday” or “come get yalls dick-fil-a” posts, i mean that the only thing i am seeing on my dash today is happy the great gatsby public domain day! Haven’t heard anything about this outside of tumblr. Same with the ides of march. Who tf celebrates the stabbing of an emperor 2000+ years ago? Please never change

so anyway happy 102 years since the boston molasses disaster!

boppinbobby:

chell from protal is like its fun for me just to grab a cube

just-rhys-things:

fiomeras:

Obsessed with this fucking tiktok

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