Silver Tongue

arcnoise:

arcnoise:

it is a harsh truth but it is one i am beholden to say: some of these people out here making these sexyman tournaments do NOT know how to properly seed a bracket

i get that it is much easier to just randomize your bracket lineup! i get that trying to calculate rankings is intrinsically inaccurate! but if youre out here pitting quarterfinalist picks against each other in the first round im judging you. give me some drama. wheres the panache. wheres the PAGEANTRY

level1cleric:

fieldexplores:

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Igglybuff holds a hammer.

@demilypyro

fatsexybitch:

thesaintelectric:

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scream ‘aesthetic’ parents are house of leaves-ing their kids

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can you make vanilla extract

Anonymous

bobacupcake:

yeah ok. dont go overboard with it

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helloitsbees:

clavicusgavehimanaxe:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

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yeah this checks out

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tags via @thyrell

theyre 5 not 8. theyre in kindergarten which is 5 years old while 8 years old is 3rd grade.

allthatdivides:

I’ve seen a handful of posts now like “WHERE DID VANILLA EXTRACT COME FROM” “i dont understand the vanilla extract meme” “how did you guys make a new meme in a couple hours” like how are you guys not acclimated to this environment yet. you come on, you see a post with vanilla extract and go huh. you scroll a bit and see another. huh? everyone is voting for vanilla extract. it seems to be the new meme. why? it literally does not matter. this is the committing to the bit website now jump on this fucking bandwagon and press the vanilla extract button.

killjoy-prince:

everyone on tumblr rn

Screenshots of the “two shots of vodka” meme. A woman in a red dress opens a bottle. Its been edited to say “two shots of vanilla extract.”ALT
A close up of her pouring the bottle without measuring.ALT

cool-stuffandthings:

Tumblr be like:

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