xxtc-96xx:

a bit of a headache

demilypyro:

They just do that sometimes

lindleland:

chefpyro:

My knees came off.

Me as soon as i turn 30

gardenianoire:

sovietshopaholic:

posts-from-a-darker-timeline:

Listen I know we shouldn’t encourage him but the fact Lin Manuel-Miranda is writing a 2020 election musical is soooo funny to me. The Ben Shapiro/AOC undertones are a little concerning though

i almost lost my shit

STOP IT! STOP DOING THIS SHIT! NO ONE IS LAUGHING YOU’RE JUST JUMP SCARING PEOPLE! DAMN!

blurrymango:

dasha-aibo:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

copywriteddad:

had a dream earlier that limmy was a domestic terrorist and blew up parts of a french city for a youtube series in 2003

you have to be a resident or citizen of the target for it to be domestic, that was just regular international terrorism

YouTube didn’t exist in 2003

It’s a dream guys.

tammycat:

cirrates:

cirrates:

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

“papyrus doesnt know what sex is” is nothing “solid snake doesnt know what sex is” is an instant killer

tulpa777:

nutsacktorturer:

debkorvelus:

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

amygdalan-arm:

amygdalan-arm:

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

sebastians-bong:

do you think some of these requests keep the farmer up at night