Silver Tongue

turing-tested:

someone come over and vibe check me

Vibe check

Is there glitter in the mtt juice?

zombie-bull

askfallenroyalty:

youre the first mate but the captain is kind of an idiot so you basically run the ship

Anonymous

rosexknight:

wayneradiotv:

VR russian roulette has taught me that russian roulette was never meant to have zero stakes

porko-rosso:

bongwatershots:
kitty2i:
Collaboration….

gomboc123:

wormunculus:
i cant believe i havent done this before
OP I hope you don’t mind…

kaenith:

I was recently reminded of the (adorable) fact that crows enjoy rolling down snowy hills, and since I like to headcanon that Crowley’s wings are crow wings…
Crow instincts: C’mon! :D It’ll be fun! :D :D :D
Snake instincts: What the ~~He—~~ What on EARTH are you thinking!?!

greymichaela:

tilthat:
TIL that bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than 600 bananas per second to minimze the risk of a harmful radiation dose.
via reddit.com
There goes my Friday night

so the safe number of bananas to eat is 599?

pressxtodavid:

unkn0wn-account:
I’ve created the perfect Pokémon.
A brave knight, his sacred blade and his noble steed