a-fearful-ace:

piperpancakes:

dissapointment-the-christmas-elf:

piperpancakes:

We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines

i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point

Hey dude! What the fuck!

vastgender:

Alternatively

remusfreakinloopin:

amtrak12:

taking-pride:

alwaysdramatizing:

I love Rose Tyler because every time she encountered a new alien life form or a fellow human that seemed to be mistreated in some way she went “HELLO DO THEY TREAT YOU WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU, ARE YOUR BASIC RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN EIGHT HOUR SHIFT AND THREE WEEKS OF VACATION ALSO YOU COULD JOIN A UNION, MY NAME IS ROSE I’M HERE TO HELP” and that was just so rad of her

It’s because she worked in retail

#rose and donna combined could unionize the entire world  via @itcameuponamidnightqueer

okay but let’s not forget Martha who got kidnapped by some weird fish guy and her first response was “oh no your arm is dislocated here let me help you”

forestwater87:

cyproterone-deactivated20220309:

california is the france of america from what I understand

This tag from @mcelbois is making me lose my shit

irascible-glass-chicken:

lights-camera-sharks:

sandersstudies:

jiraiah:

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

the meme at the end absolutely killed me

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Anyway I think it’s fun how being around trans people makes you also trans your gender like this has happened with multiple friends since I’ve been out. I will make friends and hit them with my Beam

Like on the one hand there are like some genuine words 2 be said about just your Presence making people feel safe enough 2 explore that kind of thing and confide in u about it But Also I just think about that post that’s like “haha no being nonbinary isn’t contagious anyway come closer”

mediumkravitz:

Genuinely I enjoy criticisms of America as a nation for Obvious Reasons of Color but so many of y’all are just like “I hate Americans because they [something only white people do] [something only white people do] [something we’re forced to deal with due to our government] [something that even white Americans will mock you for doing] [something only rich people can afford to do] [movie trope] [something you would only bring up if you’re fatphobic] [something that Canada also does but hides behind the “we’re just super nice teehee” stereotype] [something that your country does but you recognize is not inherently the fault of all citizens] [literally just capitalism] [something you’ll only see in like, Maine] [something Americans complain about constantly] [movie trope] [something only white people do]”

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

villains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page

villains who are like. (presses detonate) i can’t help being a scorpio

megamind

wherethevoidends:

nerdgasrnz:

bleeemper:

itched:

i love this so much

#she/her but in like a way where you look at a majestic ship not like a woman (via @exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear​)

they/them but in a pile of leaves kind of way

glutko:

This is the best CAPTCHA comic.