Ling: Ed, your ceviche is the best ceviche I've ever had.
Ed, confused: I've never made ceviche for you. I don't know why you would say things like that.
Ling: You have made ceviche for me before. It was really good.
Ed: I have not. I have not made ceviche for you.
Ling: You made me ceviche shrimp once.
Ed: I did not make you ceviche shrimp once, but thank you.
Ling: You made - I fuckin' ate some-
Ling: Were those just raw shrimp I was eating out of your refrigerator?
egophiliac:
“I wonder what Spinel thought would happen with the rejuvenator…
”

egophiliac:

I wonder what Spinel thought would happen with the rejuvenator…

diesetdown:

Logging on and seeing posts

trainsart:

Meanwhile, in the multiverse… 

cicadagirl:

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Ok but hear me out: tiny beetle lesbians

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Why is nobody talking about this

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Reblog to oppress mobile users

okay but i think youre forgetting about this

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barbara-lazuli:

mindareadsoots:

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I think that the most beautiful part about Steg Multiverse is the fact that Greg’s first time fusing was specifically to save Pearl. Ever since Mr Greg, the budding friendship between the two of them has always been one of my favorite understated details in the show, but Steg takes on an extra layer of irony when you remember where they came from.

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Back when Greg and Pearl were still competing for Rose’s attention, fusion was the thing Pearl lorded over Greg because he couldn’t do it. Wherever his relationship with Rose went, fusion was something that he would never get to experience.

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Cut to today, and not only does Greg get to fuse with somebody, but he does it with the single goal of reminding Pearl who she is and giving her sense of self-determination back. It’s amazing.

honestly pearl and greg is the most underrated bromance in the show. they went from romantic rivals to begrudging co-parents to genuine best friends. its beautiful

ierohero:

is there literally anything better in this life than when they yell “1! 2! 1 2 3 4!” at the beginning of a punk song and you’re like ‘oh shit here we GO’ because I don’t think there is

okok hear me out

agamemnon-sux:

penguinpatrolerarmy:

rainbow-sonic:

nickelnicoo:

Shadow and Silver both have fur colored arms, right,

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and they’re both dudes right

Now, let’s take a look at Amy, a female hedgehog

Oh? what’s this? 

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her arms aren’t covered in her fur


guess whos arms also aren’t covered in fur??

thats right, gamers

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u kno what this means

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ive cracked the code, sega hire me right now

AND shadow and silver both has chest fur, while amy & sonic don’t…

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yeehawcowbi:

janothar:

wombatking:

problematicgaysinspace:

batmanrogues:

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”