Silver Tongue

3000s:

is op actually preventing you from having fun or are you just a bit too defensive over your interests & habits to the point where a stranger in their own space joking or talking about not liking something comes across as a personal attack

ebearcrochet:

strawberryhorrorshow:

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

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One week later when I post the finished project:

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I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

artbyblastweave:
“nuclearsweetheart:
“ ayeitsursie:
“ please read this oh my god
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These are better than the originals tbh
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Particularly infatuated with “No News Is Impossible” because I’ve never seen another proverb that conveys the same sentiment-...

artbyblastweave:

nuclearsweetheart:

ayeitsursie:

please read this oh my god

These are better than the originals tbh

Particularly infatuated with “No News Is Impossible” because I’ve never seen another proverb that conveys the same sentiment- something is always going on, and if nobody has anything to talk about that in and of itself is worth talking about.

moonyl00ny:

sorry if its sketchy but I’m quite busy.

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

jumpingjacktrash:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hazeldomain:

athingofvikings:

exigencelost:

jotaillustrator:

wyrmzone:

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

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[ID: Reply from elumind that says: “Do the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.” /end ID.]

The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldn’t work. No one said it would work. They said he’s a loser for not doing it.

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead. 

Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the word ‘CAMEL’ into the side of their car. There are memes. 

The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and says ‘THROUGH.’ He drops dead. 

The man who writes “EYE” is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post. 

By the time “NEEDLE” is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away. 

Like most of us I’ve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Light’s response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.

I’m not saying it’s a bad idea. I’m saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.

holy shit, this isn’t even my fandom but i would read the hell out of this, it’s exactly the kind of crime thriller i love best.

creativerule34hentai:

that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

garmbreak1:

splitjawjanitor:

lubricates:

theghostofsomethingorother:

arin-arryn:

Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

I mean…

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She would know.

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

You skipped the part where she cloned herself to hold power beyond her lifespan.

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

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I have been sitting on this since November of 2016

I gotta b honest I wasn’t expecting to get three rounds out of this

asushunamir2051:

captainrandomstranger18:

cutekermit:

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reminder that it’s perfectly normal to question your gender identity and change your labels/pronouns. you are not weird or strange. you’re valid. and you are loveable no matter what.

well that explains it

*loses me gender to the plague*