egberts:

tfw you organizing your room and you just put all your shit on your bed like “the room looks great!” *pans over to pile of junk on bed*

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

that was the Devil

nah just a genie

personification-of-anxiety:

starcrossed-sky:

hellenhighwater:

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

y'our

ah yes I too know the deference between your and y'our

sounds like they need to bring sexy back

volcland:

probablybadrpgideas:

That cloaked figure that’s been following your party? Animated cloak, the wizard forgot it at home and it got lonely.

op change your url

lavenderfables:

Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

porrimmaryam:

I literally can’t stop fucking thinking about this it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life

mia7437:

why the fuck did i stay up til 1am to finish this

vdru7: