Silver Tongue
redneophyte:
“joey bb…
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redneophyte:

joey bb…

ruudiinn:

lobotomybarbie:

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

spadesart:

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since a lot of you liked my characters’ eyes, here’s the design! included the original, plus one with neutral eyebrows and one tested with the darkest skintone. also included the pattern if you want to make one with a different color.

thepastisaroadmap:

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty:

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The Right whenever there’s unrest.

[Image description: six tweets by Vermin Supreme ™ @VermineSupreme that say “Is the property safe? Was any property wounded? Were any property killed? Did any property get hurt? Is the property ok? Was the property hurt?” End image description]

bebethebudgie:

kurapikawithagun:

0100:

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DID GRIMES ACTUALLY PUT OTHERKIN IN HER TWT BIO

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no words

Note the birthday

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Is she kin with the bomb???

LITERALLY THIS POST

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universesizedcock:

thotmendes:

turians:

asimovsideburns:

bigmammallama5:

shoutsindwarvish:

memewhore:

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@apocrypals this is real

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EXTREME TEEN BIBLE… REAL

Y'all are NOT READY for their shirt merch

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I’d buy the “yeet pray love” shirt if it came in black tbh

“Pick up your sword bruh”

johnpleasedontrejoinrhcp:

saturnine-powerbomb:

for reference, this is legitimately what military hand-to-hand systems are like. It’s all snake-oil.

if vile foreign civilian aims gun at you, simply slap weak gun aside with strong american muscle hand and deliver righteous power slap to exposed head

hearthburn:

moonshinecybins:

lgbtrobed:

- A luxury you can’t live without?
- A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee.
- That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere.
- …I like nice socks?

[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

arystocrat:

survivor