decaffinatedplease:
“I got super frustrated for like 2 fucking minutes because because I didn’t realize that this wasn’t part of the joke
”

decaffinatedplease:

I got super frustrated for like 2 fucking minutes because because I didn’t realize that this wasn’t part of the joke

yourplayersaidwhat:

damn rouges…

rouge: *starts pouring out his water*

bard; Hey, uh, whatcha doing?

rouge: pouring out the water

bard:

bard: okay… why?

rouge: cause i want to

bard: oh, okay

rouge:

bard:

rouge:

bard: hey, wait, isn’t that the last of our water?

rouge, who had just finished pouring: yep

dcsuperheroesbeingdicks:
“ comicstoastonish:
“ Aquaman #15 (2013)
Writer: Geoff Johns
Artist: Paul Pelletier
”
That’s an excellent point.
”

dcsuperheroesbeingdicks:

comicstoastonish:

Aquaman #15 (2013)

Writer: Geoff Johns

Artist: Paul Pelletier

That’s an excellent point.

scipunk63:

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Today was movie day at school, and my class watched “How To Train Your Dragon”.

turing-tested:

ALCHEMY REAL OR NOT REAL? I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO AND THEN I WAS TOLD IT WASNT BUT THEN PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT IS?

Alchemy was a practice of what was essentially early forms of chemistry through the lenses of medieval science. Alchemy as seen on full metal alchemist is essentially magic

silver-tongues-blog:

arandomblackbook:

lizluvscupcakes:

sweetmintchocolatewitch:

Anyone else thinks after all that crap with Spinel, he makes one last broadcast saying “Listen, if ANYONE ELSE out there got a problem OR pERSONAL GRUDGE against my mom after all these years, can you PLEASE CALL ME FIRST??

Do Not Come To My House.

Thank you.”

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“… actually, you know what? Do come to my house. But call first. And knock. You probably need a hug. I have a lot of ice cream. Come heal with me.”

Where you lied to, forgotten, or just plain hurt by Pink Diamond? If so, call this number. Her son is standing by to listen and help you through your troubles. Please don’t just show up on Earth with a doomsday weapon bent on making Pink Diamond suffer. She’s not here anymore and her son is this close to snapping and dropping the whole shonen protagonist thing he’s had going on and just straight up poofing the next gem who shows up. No songs. No talk. Just “poof” and we’ll talk when you’ve calmed down.

if you or a loved one have been harmed by pink diamond, you may be entitled to emotional compensation

kikml2:

one-time-i-dreamt:

theloveofmylifeisficctional:

edftwinry:

So my brother and I were best friends growing up. He was hilarious and we got into all kinds of trouble. I still can’t believe some of the shit we got away with. Anyway I guess he had a nervous breakdown one day and accidentally killed a guy. I saw what happened and it totally wasn’t his fault. But he ran away, ranting about how his entire life was a lie or something. Turns out, he was adopted and our parents never told us. I didn’t hear from him for a few years after that. Then he just shows up at this party I’m having. He’s totally grown out his beard like some kind of mountain man. But whatever, my brother is back! So I welcome him home and he pulls this snake out of nowhere. Like, an actual snake. So I try to play it cool. Knowing my brother, this has got to be some kind of practical joke. But my buddies flip out and next thing I know, they pull out some snakes too. I’m thinking, I have to get this under control before this turns into a goddamn reptile show. But before I can say anything, my brother’s snake eats their snakes, which, okay, I guess that improves the situation? So I take my brother aside and ask him what prank he’s trying to pull. That’s when he gets all serious. He reminds me that our dad did some pretty shady stuff, which wasn’t really that big of a deal to me but I guess it was to him. He tells me to check my privilege or some shit and that I should let his people go and anyway that’s how I lost my brother to social justice.

How is this not a @one-time-i-dreamt post?

IS THIS THE STORY OF MOSES

THIS IS THE STORY OF MOSES

liberalsarecool:

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#NorthCarolinaGOP represents all that is toxic and corrupt within the GOP.