Holy fuck hold on this terf anon just gave the best typo I’ve ever seen
one has no right to call oneself a Duke without the proper lands and titles.,. thou petty province of Bourbon is little more than a collection of stables and farmes.. hardly but a barony! Nay! Thou are but a countess.. learn thy lesson, wench.
every sentence in this is like being punched from a different direction
I’m crying at the tags
[video ID: tiktok user @mashed_spudson, a person with light skin and short brown hair. when speaking as god, they are wearing a dark denim jacket with a fuzzy tan collar, and a blue t-shirt underneath. as gabriel, they are wearing a grey overcoat over a black zip-up jacket. as jesus, they are wearing a green hoodie with yellow print on the front. end ID.]
[transcript:
god: hey gabby! whatcha watching? *SCREAMS* *smacks their hand to their mouth* the humans are EATING each other!
gabriel: we thought that at first too, sir, but we think its something else.
god: how long have you been watching this?
gabriel: four days.
god: wow thats a day longer than jesus is gonna be dead for
jesus: what?!
god: dont worry about it. i still dont get this. does it taste good?
gabriel: i mean, do you think slimy skin tastes good?
god: not really, i remember we had that pre-production taste test, but i didnt really like human until lucy figured out that barbequing stuff
gabriel: it is a shame adam never knew his parents
god: well? we had to know! besides he feels all special now. what is this mouth humping thing supposed to accomplish?
gabriel: we think its some bizarre side effect of reproduction
god: their tongues are so slithery!
gabriel: also side note, sir? we had to lock the jaw hinges down because they were fully putting their heads inside each others mouths, and that was just too disturbing, even for us
god: are they… feeling something?
gabriel: we think so
god: im not feeling anything. are you feeling something?
gabriel: well, we dont reproduce and thus dont have any genitalia sir
god: right. …do you want some?
gabriel: no.
god: ok
end transcript.]
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There’s this weird cold white flakey stuff falling from the sky today
Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen
those are wood ducks! they tend to lay their eggs inside tree hollows away from predators and when their ducklings hatch they sort of plop down. The parents usually only nest about as high as their young can handle which can be up to 50 feet up!
this momma had the misfortune of making her nest over concrete so it sgood that she had assistance.
Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.
Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.
Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.
Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.
Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.
Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.
Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.
Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.
Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.
Jenna Ryan a realtor in Frisco, Texas. Are you allowed to hold a realtor’s license when you’ve committed a federal crime? I definitely wouldn’t want her having keys to my house.
Elizabeth Koch from Maryville, Tennessee. Props for outing yourself for federal crimes on national television. Double props for rubbing your eyes with an onion on camera and claiming you got maced.
Paul Davis former Associate General Counsel and Director of HR for Goosehead Insurance Company who fired him for domestic terrorism - and probably also gross incompetence. What kind of lawyer does a media interview while committing a federal crime? I’m guessing the State Bar of Texas is going to disbar him as well but we’re still waiting on that news.
Kristopher Drew licensed cosmetologist at Hair by Kristopher Drew. I’m not sure whether you’re allowed to be a cosmetologist and have a criminal record at the same time but I guess we’re about to find out.
Aaron Mostofsky son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Steven (Shlomo) Mostofsky. Per the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, “Mostofsky’s brother Nachman, the executive director of Chovevei Zion, a politically conservative Orthodox advocacy organization, as well as a Brooklyn district leader and vice president of the South Brooklyn Conservative Club, also attended the rally Wednesday but did not enter the Capitol.”
Josiah Colt domestic terrorist and owner of FunnelCraft Co. in Boise, Idaho.
On the left is Nick DeCarlo from Murder the Media and on the right is Nick Ochs, Nazi and member of the Proud Boys. This pair of domestic terrorists posed for a photo inside the Capitol Building during their violent insurrection against the US Government.
Zach Crandall who outed himself for federal crimes.
Eduardo “Nick” Alvear seen here smoking pot inside the Capitol Building because why commit just one federal crime when you can commit two at once and document them both on film at the same time amiright.
Ben Thomas Crocker of Massachusetts. Apparently sedition and participating in a violent coup attempt makes you a “Maverick” these days.
Jenny Cudd founder of Becky’s Flowers in Midland, Texas. Yes this domestic terrorist and white supremacist called herself out as a Becky. Even if you’re fine doing business with seditionists (I’m not) I wouldn’t recommend booking her for your next special event unless it’s five to ten years out.
Dean Gomez, sales manager at Kevin Harris Allstate Agency, who was part of the attempted coup and tried really hard to break in to a federal building but didn’t quite manage it. Is your presence at a violent insurrection and intention to overthrow the federal government enough to land you in prison? I guess we’ll find out.
Jason Alexander (yes that Jason Alexander), domestic terrorist. #FreeBritney but Jason Alexander belongs in prison for federal crimes.
It’s kinda poetic that they are so against wearing masks that they stormed the capitol without them and are now identifiable.
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