rizaoftheowls:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

heroofthreefaces:

sumkitty:

songofkeys:

the-long-dog:

perccyderolo:

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

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you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

lmaonade:

toby fox said: you will hear an acoustic guitar and you will learn empathy 

chasing-asterion:

unclefather:

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

groot-scamander:

attackofthebteam:

people here will be like “be gay do crime” and still think piracy is bad

Honestly i say it depends on the scale. Pirating an indie game? Bad. Stealing art from an independent artist? Very bad. Gonna illegally download Game of Thrones? You have bad taste in tv, but hbo will live. Want to hold Mickey Mouse ransom until Disney pays up? Morally you’ve committed no sin

proxie-of-the-art:
“S3 just made my love for this ship worse
”

proxie-of-the-art:

S3 just made my love for this ship worse

jake-richmond:
“ Chester the Dog speaks for the first time!
This is one of the narrative comics from the Mermaid Hunters guide book. Just like the Yeld RPG book, mermaid hunters is filled with both instructional and narrative comics!
The Mermaid...

jake-richmond:

Chester the Dog speaks for the first time!


This is one of the narrative comics from the Mermaid Hunters guide book. Just like the Yeld RPG book, mermaid hunters is filled with both instructional and narrative comics!

The Mermaid Hunters Kickstarter is live now and could use your support. Please help us fund our all ages RPG starter set! Here’s the link!

crooked-neighbor:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
shes a BRICK…………………..
COUCH
”

crooked-neighbor:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

shes a BRICK…………………..

COUCH