Silver Tongue

cryptidquinn:

this is a “/gamerule keepInventory true” positive blog

roach-works:

everythingfox:

Pool noodle war

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when pvp is disabled but you still want to hassle your friends

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tlitedklink:

stupidzeldaaus:

AU where the King of Red Lions doesn’t have a boat form. It’s just King Daphnes swimming like a madman.

Just like the giant David Hasselhoff in the first SpongeBob movie

nonasuch:
“tikkunolamorgtfo:
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Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings,...

nonasuch:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

wilwheaton:

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Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters! 

“Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters!”

brb designing an embroidery sampler

laughingatlivedragons:

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The Capital is being stormed by terrorists (6th January 2021)

ytphobia:

white terrorists with guns and confederate flags breaking into the highest government building in the entire country, congressmen going into hiding, a bomb threat called out, and the police does less than nothing. unarmed black activists get tracked down and dragged out of their own homes by police, they get shot and gassed in the street by police and white supremacist civilians alike for peacefully protesting their right to not get murdered, and the media and government treat them like unlawful, immoral savages. 

but when it’s your uncle chris and his beer buddies breaking the fence and climbing into the fucking capitol with guns, there’s no riot geer. there’s no gas. there’s no coverage calling them terrorists. no, it’s a peaceful protest by a bunch of passionate patriots. this country needs to be burned to the ground. 

thyrell:

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sapphiconoclast:

thyrell:

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realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life

thought this was soda gelatin and wanted to fuck it dearly

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FUCK TWITTER

oh hey Jacob geller. he makes neat video essays on YouTube about video games. he also has a beard so dense it could become a black hole at any moment

he also STOLE MY FUCKING POST

i bet no one wants to fuck his soda dearly though. i still win.