Silver Tongue

jagged203:

spookyvoiceofthecity:

skywardsoul:

skyflakes-master:

majoras-windwaker:

Akko: good evening! I’m Akko! bwah!

Birb: [yells]

How the fuck does Akko just casually see this bird, an albino crow with a fucking star on his chest’ and not think “Wow this bird looks a lot like Shiny Chariot’s signature familiar, Alcor” like what the fuck Akko.

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She has a plush of this very bird. This girl has probably memorized the trading card he’s on and could recite it by heart. She probably knows every fact there is to know about him, and here she is going “Oh wow what a nice bird”

scifigrl47:

zenzgtandg:

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Reddit

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Please list your full genome sequence in your bio

Louis | 24 | Bi | They/Them | GATTACATACCTTACTTATTACCGATAGGGCAGATTACGGACCTATTAGATTACATAGATAGGGGAAAAAACATAGATACATACGTAGTTGCTCGACACTAGATTACAGATACTAATATTTTGATACCCAGGTTAGACGATTACAGATTACATTACAGGATACCGATGAGGATAGGACGATTACATACCTTACTTATTACCGATAGGGCAGATTACGGACCTATTAGATTACATAGATAGGGGAAAAAACATAGATACATACGTAGATTACATTAGACCATAGGTTGCTCGACACTAGATTACAGATACTAATATTTTGATACCCAGGTTAGACGATTACAGATTACATTACAGGATACCGATGAGGATAGGA | White

People are telling me that this genome sequence is “too short” and “doesn’t match any known organism” and if my genome looked like that i would be “dead” but maybe those people simply haven’t optimized their genomes like I have

bunney:

Not to sound like some sorta furry sympathizer but my life would be at least 30% better if i had giant ram horns growing outta my scalp. top heavy as hell, gettig stuck in doorways n shit. Thats the life

@chefpyro

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

You know you’re in trouble when you’re playing an RPG with a generically medieval setting and suddenly there’s a dungeon with an EDM soundtrack.

@tasersandkittens replied:

invert it. make a mideval fantasy game with all modern music genres for the soundtrack, except the ancient space ruins have hurdy gurdies and shit.

Only if the gurdy gurdy in question is this one:

(Wait for it.)

raimi:

thegreatjackal:

sprachtraeume:

homohet:

abab

assigned born at birth

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

all babies are birthed

si1v3rpho3n1x:
“beyoncescock:
“why is this so true
”
As someone who’s tagged images for an AI neural network, you want to ignore those. just throwing that out there so yall don’t gotta worry too hard bout it
”
Thats just what an AI would say

si1v3rpho3n1x:

beyoncescock:

why is this so true

As someone who’s tagged images for an AI neural network, you want to ignore those. just throwing that out there so yall don’t gotta worry too hard bout it

Thats just what an AI would say

Has mew or Huey tried lemons yet.

xxtc-96xx:

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cross anything sour off the list of food he likes