this edible ain’t shit *ragdolls immediately*
Dose Mew and the twos eat meat? Isn't it cannibalism if they eat Pokemon since they are close relatives? And wouldn't it make them feel morally sick if they accidentally eat Pokemon meat?
most pokemon are confirmed predators so I don’t think they care much about hunting other pokemon, it’s just like the animal kingdom. Mew and Mewtwo have sharp teeth for a reason, they can eat meat and would if they needed to
popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺
can’t wait for some fresh and hot bulbasaur :)
… Huh. Well, it’s not the most orthodox method, let alone the safest, but…
Your Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!
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Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
peter: “alright” *jumps out the window and does a flip but hes fine because hes spiderman and does that all the time*










