liquidstar:

so picture this: a tiger just attacked your friend, right? so you, knowing that itll only go after your friend, start poking the tiger with a stick. and it attacks your friend again. and then you give yourself a congratulatory pat on the back for “getting the tiger back” for attacking your friend. when your friend calls you out on this you tune them out and keep poking the tiger and keep congratulating yourself for being a good tiger-attack-survivor ally as they get attacked. you dont reach in to help them at any time. 

thats basically what performative allyship is and its all over this website 

unpretty:

burning-mind:

flawlessglamazon:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

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yes

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however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

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and her own fainting couch

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but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

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@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

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every-decent-name-has-been-taken:

some-fool-totally-just:

squidlici0us:

gameraboy1:

Peanuts, July 3, 1954

The best silent fuck you I’ve seen.

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i have made a blank template do whatever you please

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Thanks for the template

tsukithewolf:

The inevitable duality of a Homestuck is getting upset when you see astrology stuff in both the exact colors as the comic as well as when they’re in the wrong colors.

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

thechaotictrickster:

raisinbrancereal:

shock777:

libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

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I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

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I wasn’t expecting that

concept: bootleg copies of memes
greekbettas:
“ dogbosser:
“ almightybob:
“ dogbosser:
“ fish aesthetics
”
those are lures
”
ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish
”
I still laugh uncontrollably at this tiny thread
”
i believe the tiny thread is called a fishing line

greekbettas:

dogbosser:

almightybob:

dogbosser:

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

I still laugh uncontrollably at this tiny thread

i believe the tiny thread is called a fishing line

arandomblackbook:

lizluvscupcakes:

sweetmintchocolatewitch:

Anyone else thinks after all that crap with Spinel, he makes one last broadcast saying “Listen, if ANYONE ELSE out there got a problem OR pERSONAL GRUDGE against my mom after all these years, can you PLEASE CALL ME FIRST??

Do Not Come To My House.

Thank you.”

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“… actually, you know what? Do come to my house. But call first. And knock. You probably need a hug. I have a lot of ice cream. Come heal with me.”

Where you lied to, forgotten, or just plain hurt by Pink Diamond? If so, call this number. Her son is standing by to listen and help you through your troubles. Please don’t just show up on Earth with a doomsday weapon bent on making Pink Diamond suffer. She’s not here anymore and her son is this close to snapping and dropping the whole shonen protagonist thing he’s had going on and just straight up poofing the next gem who shows up. No songs. No talk. Just “poof” and we’ll talk when you’ve calmed down.

if you or a loved one have been harmed by pink diamond, you may be entitled to emotional compensation