headspace-hotel:

linguisticparadox:

curface:

purkinjebastard:

purkinjebastard:

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

I THOUGHT YOU HAD GLUED YOUR PILLS TO THE MACHETE

Therapist: Are your meds helping you?

Me, thinking about how last night I spent 3 hours gluing them to a machete: yes

moonpaw:

*opens fic*

*sees the sentence “you baka!”*

*closes fic*

nani the fuck?

chefpyro:

Why is nobody talking about this

I think we all know why

crowleyy:

crystalsoulslayer:

notastraightalien:

lilstinky:

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only…..actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Ship: *gets hit*

Actors: yEET

crusadercaster:

Let them say shit!

bingo—bongo:

Finally, news.

misfitsandmayhem:

(Reaper voice): Finally, some good fucking music.

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