cave water
the myth of narcissus, except instead of being bewitched by his own reflection he just finds a really cool frog
What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room
Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason
His parents gave him a lovely, respectable, presentable cis-man name like Richard.
He decided to be Dick Van Dyke.
Please, Richard Vancouver Dicycle is my father. Call me Dick Van Dyke
Forever chasing the high I felt when it was revealed that Rose Quartz really was Pink Diamond long after the theory had been believed to be debunked and the ardently anti-RQ=PD theorists, the theorists who had never given up their theory, and the people who’d just treated the whole theory as one big meme all collectively went into meltdown.







