distressedcinnamonroll:

ok so my friend and I were texting about pesterquest and he had an epiphany and I needed to share it because he may have figured out when the true Homestuck ending comes out

kingdomoftyto:

Can I just say I love the detail that, despite the Friendsim trolls, Rose, and Jade all referring to MSPA Reader with they/them pronouns, John and Dave immediately and consistently refer to them as “he/him” 

It threw me off at first because I thought the writers had forgotten Reader’s gender ambiguity in PQ episode 1 and I was a little bummed about it, but then Rose used neutral pronouns in episode 2 and a lightbulb clicked on in my head because of COURSE John and Dave would automatically fall into cisheteronormativity. There’s never been anything MORE in-character for them both lmao

dankmemeuniversity:

kalichnikov:

chefpyro:

Doctor Octagonapus?… haven’t heard that name in a long time………..

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

Throwback to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, and its well-deserved full comedy points.

Be like the purple monster, kids. Always clean up after yourself.

plutomeetsgenius:

swolerbear:

swolerbear:

swolerbear:

swolerbear:

it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

I’m not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I’m absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It’s fucking wild.

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can’t afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the “self-made millionaire” is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

fungusry:

Reminder that Professor Membrane had normal flesh and bone arms when he first made his debut in Invader Zim

That means that in the time span that was between the series and the movie, this grown man attempted to befriend a shark and lost both of his arms as a result

gahdamnpunk:

Landlords can choke

filibusterfrog:

Grimdark John

(Dave)
(Rose)