little-king-john:

I’m glad Toby Fox has finally moved out of Andrew Hussie’s basement and right into Masahiro Sakurai’s basement.

gingermachiatto:

myfatuglyslugtits:

myfatuglyslugtits:

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :’^)

diva193:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.

cadenceofhyrule:

What “be gay do crimes” should include

• Copyright violations, utilizing protected works from big companies
• Pirating big blockbuster movies, software, music etc.
• Zines utilizing corporate imagery (mickey mouse, etc) to criticize corporations.
• Staging protests on government property
• Destroying homeless spikes
• Collecting rainwater without a permit
• “unlawful” food drives for homeless people in public places

What “be gay do crimes” shouldn’t include because it makes you a shithead

• Stealing stuff from stores that get workers in trouble

• Leaving without paying in restaurants
  

bradbooooogeron:

I see no difference in energy here

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Vampire meme: “Existential Crisis Meal” and it’s just weird shit a vampire eats when theyre awake alone at 2PM and suddenly get overcome with the desire to eat some kind of food they used to like but actually getting it is pointless bc it’ll be gross to them so they just throw anything similar they have access to together and eat it anyway while they have a mild panic attack

Your vampire friend texting you at 1 in the afternoon:

God……please help me…I can’t stop watching niche furniture restoration videos on YouTube and eating these

Th same vampire friend 30 minutes later:

THE YOUTUBE FURNITURE MEN HAVE MY OLD ARMOIRE!!!!!!!

fairfolke:

RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER

viostormcaller:

dysphoric-spidey:

herthousandlegs:

who is she?

IM SCREAMING WHAT

That is a very impressively made fursuit, holy shit

yeettherich: