froody:

froody:

froody:

this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here

apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe

the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are

this happened in like 2015 I cannot believe how above the curve our pharmacist was

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

cookiekruemelchen-deactivated20:

Inspired by @incorrectanimaniacsquotes :

love this so much!!!

soupppp:

namebrandpigeon:

I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone

im gonna scream

6balls:

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

overlord-puffin:

grawly:

grawly:

shoutout to the League of Legends macOS client daisychaining three fucking apps with slightly different icons that break if you launch the wrong one first

fruitdogrogue:

Orchid and Melon Iridescent Pearls

karshmallow:

karshmallow:

was thinking about how funny itd be if zagreus was like a charmander… if his feet go out he just dies.

very inspired by [this piece] by @noenee-art 

how does zag take a bath??? two possible answers:

1. he canonically smells like onions. he just doesn’t.
2. tried and true achilles method 😌

lord–of-the–bings:

stream:

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

missalsfromiram:

This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good

The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.