comadreja:
“A baby
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comadreja:

A baby

adurot:

What’s the cancer rate like in Metropolis? I mean what with Superman just casually irradiating swaths of it at a time with his X Ray vision?

Fun fact; His heat vision was originally going to be a super powerful version of his Xray vision but they changed it to heat vision because they realized that it would cause cancer for everyone in the entire city if they did the original idea

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madridista-again:

madridista-again:

Steven Universe - The Movie (full HD)

WATCH PART 2 OF DAILYMOTION HERE

Here’s the full Steven Universe movie!

I post new SU episodes whenever they air. Enjoy!

Alt. links: Mega / Drive / Dropbox / Drive #2 / Drive #3 / Mega #2

Reuploaded part one again from the Amazon version (1080p logoless), and it’s stayed up for an hour this time. 

darkvioletcloud:

whom-the-bell-tolls:

unpretty:

has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes

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reading this woman’s testimony moodboard

like, seriously, what the actual fuck?! these people are literally trying to murder this woman and she’s the one who feels guilty? holy christ!

a screencap of some persona game with the text box saing "the content of this post was almost physically painful for you to read"

Jesus Christ those people are actual fucking monsters.

bookwormpride:

magicschoolbuzzed:

lapsuli:

Can’t wait till Lapis ends up in the visor of shame :,)

Bad and naughty gems get put in the visor of shame to atone for their sins

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A new addition to the Visor of Shame collection

snofaroodraws:
“Vivian because she’s my favorite girl in tTYD

snofaroodraws:

Vivian because she’s my favorite girl in tTYD <3<3

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

jesus was real??? like a real ass person? what??

i just assumed that jesus was like. a metaphor

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cinematic parallels

wehaveallgotknives:

wehaveallgotknives:

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing