can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there
THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW
I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:
you ever think about what a genuinely funny show icarly was
off the top of my head
-Freddie’s mom used to just….chant rhymes for some reason and one of them was “WHEN THE TEMPERATURES GET VERY HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE”
-“ive organized your phone calls into three categories: calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother”
-carly dated on this Cool Bad Boy type but dumped him because he had an unhealthy obsession with beanie babies. there was an entire episode about it
-sam beating the shit out of people with a sock full of butter
-one direction showed up?? for some reason??
-spencer got a pet ostrich because his magic meatball told him to. it was never mentioned again
-they found out about Lewbert’s ex girlfriend and somehow brought her back but it turns out she was fucking insane so lewbert punched a cop in the face so that he’d go to jail and be away from her
-that kid who stole tv remotes and tied spencer up and shot him with a water gun which was heavily implied to be full of piss
-pee on carl
-they broke into their teacher’s house to spy on her and somehow ended up in her closet which was a randy jackson shrine while she did yoga
-spencer told everyone he was dead so that his art would be worth more which tbh is a huge fucking mood
The fact you didn’t mention spencer’s spontaneous combustion of random objects
And any episodes with neville in it is a crime
u right
also i remembered more
-michelle obama showed up. no. seriously
-the writers tried to do a victorious crossover even though at least two of the main victorious actors had already guest starred on icarly. sam got into a fucking rap battle with a puppet.
-carly told a kid that they came out with a new number called derft
-carly fucking swatted neville
-“heart of a bull….that’s what they used to say about my grandfather but then he died.” “how? heartattack?” “no. wrestling a bull.”
-spencer got a cb radio and used it to harass truckers who then tracked him down and beat the shit out of him
-sarah lynch was sam’s mom
-carlys old best friend tried to literally kill sam
-sam thought gibby was a mermaid because he hates wearing shirts
-this shit i found on gibbys wiki page
k you guys are leaving out literally the best moment: Spencer trying to find Charles Dingo’s frozen head in the Dingo Studios building in an homage to the rumor that Walt Disney’s head is frozen and stored underneath Disney World
- when Spencer has the exact same fantasy dance sequence that Carly has, while wearing the exact same dress, and he pushes one of the boys down just because
- Spencer wiring the printer to be wireless, and when Carly tests it out it catches on fire, and Carly deadpan replies with “wow, and I can do that wirelessly now”
- that same teacher who’s house they broke into performed a bagpipe song on their webshow but they played random green screen effects the whole time in the background
- Sam’s pulitzer-prize winning play “The Prisoner Who Just Wanted Some Soup And The Man Who Refused To Give Him Some”
- a meal that everyone ate on the reg was spaghetti tacos? They just stuffed pasta into taco shells and everyone was on board
- Sam did musical theater as a child and does this huge tap number in one episode
- Spencer and Jack Black LARP-battled at Comicon
- End of season 2 we discover that Sam is an evil twin
- Freddie’s mother installed a GPS chip in his head and actually saved the day by using it. Twice.
- Spencer and Freddie ignoring their dates for 8 hours to play Headbandz
- The convenience store guy being investigated by the cops for selling pirate movies. As in movie parodies with pirates.
- Sam got an A on a science project for eating an orange
- Sam started a live shipping-war between her own fans
- “I asked for an orange.” “You didn’t say pork roast?” “No?” “Who was I talking to?”
- All of Spencer’s associates having names that directly relate to their occupation
- That time Spencer thought a magical tuxedo was making a girl fall in love with him so he wore it jogging
- The cashier at the smoothie shop putting everything on a stick, including tacos and bagels stacked length-wise
- That same cashier HITTING ON MICHELLE OBAMA
- The episode titled iBalls
Okay but don’t leave out the fact that she was tutoring this kid in math and he failed the test because he thought ‘derft’ was a real thing and he tried to explain it to his teacher and then his dad while Carly pretended she never heard of it before
A standard portal fantasy where a person falls through time and ends up in medieval times– but they have brightly colored hair.
They walk into the nearest tavern thinking this must be some novelty tourist trap, and as soon as people take one look at them they’re chased out with whatever cold iron tools the locals have on them, cries of “faerie!” ringing in their ears.
At one point, a couple come to the not-quite-fae in tears. They’re sure some other faeries have taken their baby and left a changeling in her place who hates to be touched and won’t speak or look them in the eyes, and is there anything the not-quite-fae can do to make them bring her back?
The not-quite-fae asks to be taken to meet the changeling child. Sure enough, the little girl’s clearly autistic, and even more confused and miserable than her parents.
They think for a little while, and try to remember all the conversations they had with their autistic friends, and everything their parents tried for them and what worked and what didn’t.
Then they tell the little girl’s parents that they’ll do what they can, but their standing in fae society isn’t what it used to be, and the negotiations might take years in mortal time.
In the meantime, they must take the best care of the faerie child they can, since the fae will be more likely to swap the children back if their own child is happy and healthy. They must remember that fae can’t tolerate all mortal foods. Maybe it’s cow’s milk she can’t stand, or onion, or wheat bread. They must remember that the fae world is shadowy and still, and the loud noises and strong smells of the mortal world will startle and frighten her. Fae like to be touched firmly or not at all, and the girl might like to have pebbles sewn into her blanket to remind her of how it felt to sleep under the hill.
A year passes, and another. The couple return ever so often, asking how the negotiations for the return of their child are going, and more and more questions about how they should be looking after the fae child. They seem to be growing fonder of her as time passes, and she seems to be growing calmer and happier.
And one night the child’s mother comes to see the not-quite-fae, and asks “Is our daughter happy there, in the fae world? Because we’ve come to love the little changeling, for all her odd ways, and if our daughter is faring as well… we’d be happy to leave it this way round.”
The not-quite-fae has tears pricking at their eyes, but she reassures the mother that yes, the mortal girl is well and happy, they’ve been checking up and making sure of that, and her fae parents love her and are proud of her. And as the mother sobs into their shoulder in relief, they smile in the knowledge that the little changeling girl will do well, with loving parents and a protective not-quite-fae godparent.
i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends. because healthy, amicable breakups are good and sometimes your ex can still be your good buddy
you wild for thinking anyone on this website has ever broken up without also destroying no less than three friend groups and generating six callout posts in the process
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
