Silver Tongue

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barrels:

barrels:

mspoffin:

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

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hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

the redraw no one asked for…

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gokushi 2

onoff-archive-deactivated202102:

onoff-archive-deactivated202102:

tumblr just gave me a notif on a post that wasnt mine??????

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yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell:
“Megamind from Megamind is going to super hell for bisexual crimes, regular crimes and the crime of being a theater kid, all with the sole purpose of breaking out again heist-movie style!!!
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yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell:

Megamind from Megamind is going to super hell for bisexual crimes, regular crimes and the crime of being a theater kid, all with the sole purpose of breaking out again heist-movie style!!!

requested by: @creatures-that-wont-die / Anonymous

wumblr:

wumblr:

the rodents of unusual size in princess bride should have just been like. a capybara. i’m not suggesting wesley should have fought a capybara, i’m saying they should have been terrified of the prospect of encountering one and then they see it off in the distance in the dark and they’re like “OH NO” and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) and buttercup is like “it’s cute. maybe it’s harmless?” and wesley is like “NO. the myths” and ominous music plays under a slow zoom on the capybara’s face while they carefully edge their way around it and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) the whole time. then they breathe a sigh of relief and immediately fall into quicksand. thank you. other than reintroducing the chapter on hats, this is the only change i would make and comprises the entirety of my princess bride script doctor

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this – and this is crucial – is still immediately preceded by the line “i don’t think they exist”

weeniebagel:

mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

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filthburgur:

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i know we already agreed they’re on a 6 year lag but wow they’re really on a 6 year lag

adurot:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

captrex:

If you get scanned and your genetic signature shows up on any New Republic register, you’re gonna be detected, and it’s guns out.

im not even fucking joking this is the funniest scene in all of star wars like they could not have done anything funnier

Oh man, that joke totally went over my head at the time when I was watching it.

same it wasnt until my boyfriend made a comment about that line that i realized it

distantpirate:
“ This tweet gave me muse levels of creativity. I gave the new cat god a sun spot.
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“I see no god here, except for me”

distantpirate:

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This tweet gave me muse levels of creativity. I gave the new cat god a sun spot.

“I see no god here, except for me”