sailor-arashi:

honoratacarnage:

As someone who has a very strong hyperfixation on biology and Pokémon, i need to rant about heights and how people spread things without researching or reflecting about them.

My subject this time is FURRET.

So, everyone knows Furret, the gen 2 normal ferret haha Furret walk haha meme. Furret is, in its pokedex, stated to be 6’/1,80m tall. The problem is: people are not properly representing this height.

You see, in real life, we measure an animal from head to tail. A good example of this would be the snow leopard.

A snow leopard is said to be 7’/2,1m long, head to tail. Its body measures 4’/1,1m long and its tail is 3’/1m long.

In Furret, we must apply the same logic, because if we don’t, it’s going to look like THIS

Ridiculous, right? Many people like to represent Furret like this for the shock value.

But when we apply the head-tail logic to its length…

Voilá! A perfectly believable little boy!

Please tell me what y'all think!

I think you’ve committed a war crime against the purple translucent humanoid.

midiport:

montewave:

midiport:

midiport:

amazon primate chimpanzee delivery

invenblocker:

gallusrostromegalus:

groenendaze:

here’s a video from last night where i almost died

It’s been a week and I’m still not over this video because

1. The serendipitous cinematography alone is amazing but

2. Where the HELL did you find this song and

3. Why is THAT the PERFECT inner voice for a belgian malinois?

tiffanarchyforever:

milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate:

Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent

Oh, so your parent(s) traumatized you when you were vulnerable and defenseless, and they let you down when you were reliant on them for your emotional needs? Lol idiot.

pixelllls:

calianna and reani! 

tiktoksforlosers:

set-underwear-to-no:

clowniconography:

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

This is what Cats 2019 could have been

in a dark timeline this would be a live action lackadaisy movie

she-loves-you:

bipeterparker:

tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time

i miss this

also anakins mother died in his arms due to circumstances outside his control

official-lucifers-child:

scarabesque:

Waste their time.

i’m gonna die laughing at this and i want it on my fucking gravestone