Silver Tongue

valen-dreth:

oh cool this is how my brother and i interact too

outofcontextchrisfleming:

outofcontextchrisfleming:

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

gayle aggressively jogging in the snow with a speech bubble saying the words above

storiesonherskin:

sixpenceee:

Natural filters made visible | source

Wow!!!!

yllcm:

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

shanna-bonbon:
“It’s been 4 hours since I first saw this. I’m still laughing at this.
”

shanna-bonbon:

It’s been 4 hours since I first saw this. I’m still laughing at this.

dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

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Two Headlines, a day apart

thedenofravenpuff:

clatterbane:

quill-of-thoth:

thedreadvampy:

eksterllently-weird:

scholar-hect:

constant-diablerie:

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

Burned halfway into December.

It survived! (protected by taxis)

is that an auspicious omen or…?

Two goats were constructed, both burned on the same night. (The 8th) A replacement goat burnt on the 20th, and the goat committee was formed.

Collapsed, or “yet another unknown fate”, depending on the source.

It survived.

Twas the year gamblers for the first time could bet on its fate with English bookmakers.

burned! the guy got arrested while setting fire to it!

thesnarksarereal:

tendercoretroglodyke:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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When women write the mental breakdown:

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mikkeneko:

roxylalonde:

roxylalonde:

homestuck was right there should be different kinds of relationships beyond the confines just friends and parters

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by God, you’re right

it has never once failed to amuse me that andrew hussie, by his own account, set out to try to describe a system of interpersonal dynamics so convoluted and obscure that they would signal to his audience that the people engaging in them were, indeed, truly alien in thought

and not only  his audience but a big chunk of people who never even read homestuck looked at this chart and said “no, yeah, that looks right”

zsnes:

(pulls out my 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil)

“mikey what should i order?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

(puts 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil back in pocket)

“uh-ah, combo with fries please.”