turing-tested:

nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

posts-from-a-darker-timeline:

I swear to GOD op–

oh OH okay this is one of them read op’s url first situations

with all the crazy shit in 2020 i had no reason to suspect this was false

kineticpenguin:

writing-prompt-s:

Legendary weapons always change form to reflect their user regardless of their original designs, with common forms in the past being swords of pure light, spears of diamond and bows of pure gold. The man before you has a rusty butter knife, but it emanates an unmistakable aura of power

renamonkalou:

Observing the reindeer under the aurora | 

Aurora Borealis Observatory

aurora borealis? at this time of day? in this part of the internet? Localized entirely on my dashboard?

plxviophile:

john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

dannydevitospussy:

normalize not celebrating xmas. like every single piece of media involving xmas in any way shape or form has everyone celebrating it like no matter their religion they just like do it for the spirit or the holiday or whatever and if they originally don’t it ends w them giving in out of consideration and being guilted. like if you love xmas, that’s great. i love bubble tea and i love rosh hashanah, but i don’t expect everyone to love them or even experience them. it’s not sad for me if someone doesn’t enjoy them bc i’m not a self obsessed prick who assumes everyone else enjoys and celebrates the same things i do. pls be respectful this year, pls acknowledge xmas IS NOT a secular holiday, please do not other and exclude those who do not celebrate it. and btw this goes beyond inclusive language.

(goyim and christians/atheists can rb and add if you want but do not clown i am begging you)

recoil-operated:

uncle-beanbag:

recoil-operated:

kraviolis:

There are children on this website too young to remember why this joke is funny.

Can you explain it to me? I’ve hunted deer near White Mesa. There aint nothing there.

Black mesa

Originally posted by jessaminekaldwin

secretsunkept:

arabian-batboy:

nessamiibo:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

so the new wonder woman movie is black hawk down levels of racist that’s fun

🥴

there’s also all of this

I’m genuinely surprised to find a post with this many notes talking about this.

But with that being said, Israel is once again bombing civilians in Gaza (and Syria) right now as this movie is playing in theatre, if you want to do something aside from rebloging/retweeting then please donate to “Islamic Relief” (or any other site you trust, Islamic Relief is considered very legitimate by many)

• If you live in Australia donate through Islamic Relief Australia
• If you live in Canada donate through Islamic Relief Canada
• If you live in the UK donate through Islamic Relief UK
• If you live in the U.S. donate through Islamic Relief USA
• If you live anywhere worldwide donate through Islamic Relief Worldwide

alexyquest:

guerrillatech:

It’s a boomer meme but it checks out