actualkatebishop:
“zebracakesarecopingmechanisms:
“the-huntsmans-homebrews:
“the-griffons-saddlebag:
“💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺!
Cleaning Cube
Wondrous item, common
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This Tiny, sentient piece of an enchanted gelatinous cube is harmlessly soapy, instead of...

actualkatebishop:

zebracakesarecopingmechanisms:

the-huntsmans-homebrews:

the-griffons-saddlebag:

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺!
Cleaning Cube
Wondrous item, common
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This Tiny, sentient piece of an enchanted gelatinous cube is harmlessly soapy, instead of acidic, and enjoys cleaning the surfaces it travels across. When found, the "cleaning cube" is a dehydrated, 2-inch cube. While dehydrated, the cube is inanimate and its weight is negligible. You can place the dehydrated cube in 1 or more gallons of water as an action, causing it to animate and grow in size to become a 1-foot cube that weighs 6 pounds. The rehydrated cube moves slowly while animated in this way, methodically cleaning objects and surfaces it comes into contact with. The cube remains hydrated for up to 8 hours, but can be squeezed as an action (as if it were a sponge) to dehydrate it again early.

The "cleaning cube" is considered a magical object and is not a creature. It has a speed of 1 foot and can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check. It has AC 10, 10 hit points, and has resistance to all damage. The cube dehydrates when it drops to 0 hit points, but regains all its hit points when hydrated again.

𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. The "cleaning cube" is a sentient unaligned item with an Intelligence of 1, a Wisdom of 6, and a Charisma of 1. It has hearing and blindsight out to a range of 60 feet. It can’t speak or read, but obeys your commands as best as it can understand them.

𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. The "cleaning cube" is happiest finding and dissolving dirt and other grime, and enjoys the feeling of moving across clean, polished surfaces. It doesn’t concern itself with combat, preferring to continue its cleaning instead of involving itself in confrontation. If the cube finds a stray coin, gemstone, or other similar small item out of place while it cleans, it will absorb and clean the item until it’s removed by a creature as an action or until it becomes dehydrated once again.
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Baby

At last

We’ve finally found it

The Scrubbing Bubble

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savvylikeyeahhh:

donna-dot-paella:

mindfulmagics:

n0nb1narydemon:

hey-its-ludds:

Twitter reacts to learning we have made contact with aliens, apparently

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Please dear God tell me this isn’t how I’m learning about confirmed contact with aliens

I don’t know if any of these sources are reliable but here are a bunch of articles I found about it

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1250333

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/12/08/2020-looks-to-be-ending-with-a-bang-with-the-reveal-of-the-umm-galactic-federation/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.deseret.com/platform/amp/u-s-world/2020/12/8/22163374/galactic-federation-aliens-israel-us

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9029557/amp/Mankind-contact-alien-Galactic-Federation-Israeli-official-says.html

Peak 2020 experience is seeing this and feeling nothing

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Forbes makes the best argument against this I’ve seen yet

vonnegutchild:

funny-tik-toks:

This is some of the best comedy delivery conceivable

cantabilechaos:

rslashrats:

Okay I know I just reblogged this yesterday but I have not stopped thinking about it once since then

xxtc-96xx:
“faline-cat444:
“I didn’t know I needed to see this
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Zelda and her cat
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xxtc-96xx:

faline-cat444:

I didn’t know I needed to see this

Zelda and her cat 

maravoev:

Man, that`s too much

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

Yakko: [mixing something] hey, could you give me a hand?

Wakko: [grabs his hand and holds it]

Yakko: sib, you’re adorable and i would die for you but that’s not what i meant