Silver Tongue

shittymoviedetails:

Leaked" footage from Disney Spooderman 3

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

wyrmzone:

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

He is a loser because he could have made them all die of a coke overdose at a party to cover his tracks

blapis-blazuli:

flotsamandptsd:

niggazinmoscow:

Or how about healthcare…

so anyway, eat the rich

He’s even richer than that now, so yes, eat the rich

moranion:

rexauras:

kainimuramonster:

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

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I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty. 

pvedameron:

pvedameron:

pvedameron:

the last jedi is just age of ultron in space

  • highly anticipated sequel in major franchise
  • everyone is out of character
  • racist and misogynistic
  • weird romantic vibes between two people that have zero chemistry while the female lead has chemistry with someone else
  • and the male character is clearly a self-insert for the writer/director
  • the writer/director weirdly relates to villain
  • its unclear what’s happening half the time
  • climax just copies another movie
  • new characters are introduced that are just kinda there
  • plot lines that go nowhere
  • bad writing

full offense but the people mad about this post need to go outside

whetstonefires:

roll-a-bi20:

mynerdsensesaretingling:

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Honestly, I love Bruce’s relationship with Alfred. [Batman #17, 2013]

Bruce: I love you Alfred

Alfred: FUCK you FUCK your morals, BRING me my suit or So Help Me Master Bruce I Will-

alfred’s absolute outrage at being told to stay in bed and ring a bell if he needs anything in the face of severe injury really emphasizes

1) how he raised someone as stupid about limits as Bruce
2) how fucking weird he is about class hierarchy

trans-girl-thirstposting:

trans-girl-thirstposting:

I used to think I was into forced-fem and sissyfication stuff but then it turned out that I’m just transgender & very lazy

Domme:  “You want me to make you into a pretty girl?”

Me:  “Yeah, and now it’s your problem.  Sucker.”

counterfeitubiquity:

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hey @silver-tongues-blog!

here’s your present for the @homestuckss!

I’ve never actually drawn harry anderson before, so I hope this is okay!

jayzx535:

everythingfox:

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

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