Silver Tongue

mango-pickle:

daughter-of-hades1218:

despite-2020-its-still-you:

landsword:

ruinsmami:

2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

are you one of those fuckin time travelers

date of origin of op’s post: october 4th, 2018

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What the fuck op

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

just stole a tesla lol 

yo this things got undertale on it 

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sexhaver:

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

soupppp:

muddlemas:

that-twink-over-there:

blackqueerblog:

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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The scream always takes me out 🤣

she really brought an onion through the universal studios security for the sake of the bit

this grinch is ABSOLUTELY gay

kyraneko:

hyrude:

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

katswenski:

You shouldn’t have scorned him, Santa.

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katswenski:

You shouldn’t have scorned him, Santa.

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remijcrowley:

robotslenderman:

I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started

30 years? Feels more like 80. I feel like I’m 125 and in need of someone making sure to double tap and stake my ass next time I lay down to make sure I stay down this time. Fuck.