awkwardaces20:

garrettauthor:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

Me:

*cough* “I only had one SHOT to beat you, but you really BLEW ME AWAY.” *cough*

Immortal talking to incredibly frustrated assassin.

brainfuzz:

drunkygoesonadventures:

dontbearuiner:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

This sign has never been truer than it is this year.
Merry Shitscram everyone.

detectivegargoyle:

this is probably the best sketch I’ve seen so far

the-messenger-hawk:

woosh

the-fault-in-our-shoujos:

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

ratliker1917:

ratlicker1917:

ratliker1917:

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

is there a name for the opposite of caricature artists? like those artists that instead of taking every identifiable feature of someone and exaggerating it, they do “studies” based on photos and still somehow manage to draw everyone with pretty barbie instagram same-facey nondescript features

this is supposed to be Ripley from Alien

failedclone:

failedclone:

Boy, I sure love being a robber in the 80’s. I just broke into this arcade to loot the machines. This machine kinda gives me the creeps so I’m spray painting the screen first :)

H. Hey,,,what’s that coming from the machine

derranger:

likkrrr:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

red-mercer:

this-super-piece-of-shit:

I was happier before I knew this was a reference and not just some shirt that appeared in a dream