Silver Tongue

silver-tongues-blog:

I wonder when people will realize that my love for clowns is not ironic

Spinel: clown (affectionate)

Pennywise: clown (derogatory)

I wonder when people will realize that my love for clowns is not ironic

liz-and-the-blue-bird:

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

spacepsychologist:

missbuster:

flootzavut:

perfectlyhopeless:

bruh-moment-dot-jpeg:

boop-le-beep:

emilyelizabethfowl:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

headlikeanorange:
“A western diamondback rattlesnake (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)
”

headlikeanorange:

A western diamondback rattlesnake (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

vvakarians:
“I’m not wrong
”

vvakarians:

I’m not wrong 

kbsd:

sockgarter:

Supernatural undeniably and irrevocably took a turn for the worse when Sam and Dean stopped impersonating college students and priests and repairmen and stuck solely to impersonating the FBI

i need increasingly elaborate and implausible cover stories. i need the bunker stocked with a costume closet. i need dean to impersonate a struggling musician to get backstage at a haunted concert venue and end up actually having to play the saxophone

howieduet:

prokopetz:

I swear when people on this site get to to talking about their ideal domestic partner, about 70% of the time they’re literally just describing Bilbo Baggins.

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Two kinds of people

bikinibottomtwitter:
“I’m ready!(via)
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