Silver Tongue

2x13:

can’t believe there are people saying cecil isn’t a real tumblr sexyman when he was AT DASHCON and the guy who made she-ra had to sleep on the welcome to night vale team’s hotel room couch because they all got scammed

punkitt-is-here:

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rainbow dash plays against a mysterious new opponent

omgislena-blog:

jame7t:

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

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teenageexpertslimedream:

teenageexpertslimedream:

pancakeke:

ludmithjacques:

corosiaspara:

dzamie:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

A tasty Demily original.

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local demon has fallen behind on her Sin Quota and must commit atrocities to make up for it

the new frankenstein movie is better than the original because the Dr. Frankenstein equivalent is a cute girl who loves the abomination she has created, thus precluding the folly and narrative of the original work.

The aggressive ‘ITS BEAUTIFUL’ is what really gets me

the “November food” banner at the bottom of this video makes it seem like we need to donate to prevent you from from eating these sorts of struggle meals

IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!!

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And also not that bad. I would call that a decent sandwich. Once again demily proves that she is the best at everything ever in video games.

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If you’re fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

thedenofravenpuff:

undertaleluver:

asexualdrago:

trashyswitch:

thefernhands:

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

20 years old, and still occasionally sleep with stuffed animals.

I’m 20 and I can’t sleep without my stuffies sometimes. No shame

I am a few years from 40, and I cuddle a Blue Mighty Morphin Power Ranger plush. I had it next to me and had a bad dream, woke up, grabbed it and cuddled it, falling back asleep right after with no more bad dreams.

34, haven’t really done much in sleeping with plushies in my life, not even in childhood.

But I begun recently when starting to have problems sleeping, and I regret nothing. Very comforting. 

normal-horoscopes:

nucleariguana:

normal-horoscopes:

A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

ok cool what do you want at wendy’s

FROSTY

dkpsyhog:

best-of-inspirobot:

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[Dare to be the type of girlfriend who makes boyfriends get pregnant]

Inspirobot KILLIN it with the trans rights these days

cock-holliday:

I have no idea what is and isn’t considered common knowledge, so I have a tendency to start stories like “So you know how [hyper-specific niche life event that a handful of people in the world are aware of]” or “Are you familiar with the concept of moving pictures? Sometimes referred to as ‘films’ or ‘movies’?”

probablybadrpgideas:

praise-suns-and-chill:

probablybadrpgideas:

The Masquerade but it goes both ways. Humans don’t know vampires exist and  vampires don’t know humans exist.

Okay but what would Vampires drink if not human blood

They drink human blood but the Camarillia covers up that it comes from humans, most vampires think they’re just drinking from oddly weak and non-pale vampires.