headcanon regarding cultural “femininity” and troll gender

classpectanon:

fuckthealgorytm:

classpectanon:

so

commentaries, book four, page 166 -

John Arm Alert: coming out of the cliff. Also, you gotta admire how the moment Vriska’s done with her funny prank, she just logs the fuck off. Karkat does just about the same thing, but one has to assume he thinks Tavros is exaggerating and not reporting on his literal paralysis. Karkat calls Flarp a game for girls, which in human culture sounds like a sexist pejorative. But knowing what we know about Flarp and trolls in general, what he probably means is, “Stop playing games for girls. They’re very dangerous, and one of these days it’s going to get you killed.”

my headcanon is thus:

trolls do not have a biological distinction between male and female (or if they do, it’s “troll” and “mother grub” as the two genders) - instead, traits that are considered “female” are just “whatever the current reigning Fuchsia has/is known for”, and traits that are considered “male” are the opposite of those. For the Alternian trolls, Her Imperious Condescension has long hair, is cruel and tyrannical, and has secondary sex characteristics that we would consider feminine, such as her general figure, and thus, for the trolls, our conception of female and male relatively lines up with the human conception of the idea, barring the whole “tyrannical despot thing”.

however, should a fuchsia be born and become empress that, say, is short, wears her hair short, and otherwise what we’d consider “masculine”, then suddenly the gender norms of troll society would flip.

EDIT: fixed some Bad Phrasing lmao

Albeit an interesting take, I think it’s a bit of a stretch. Why would short-haired, generally nice and/or calm trolls such as Nepeta or Kanaya still be considered female?

since i can’t repsond directly to the chat response things (side account) –

a: in this headcanon gender is *less* of an assigned thing and more of a self-picked choice. not none an assigned thing – if you have a figure and attitude considered male a lot of people will go like “hey you’re male”, but generally speaking this would be more self-driven, especially in modern alternia because no adults are around to give a shit.

b: just simply having short hair and being nice isn’t all that would make a troll masculine in this headcanon (see: nepeta, kanaya), since there are other secondary sex characteristics (or at least, what we call secondary sex characteristics) that affect gender conception. maybe kanaya’s got some big hobondonkeroos or somesuch. it’s definitely not out of the question that they’d be considered androgynous but its a wider array of traits considered feminine than just long hair, is mean – they’d probably pick apart every single thing the Empress does or is in terms of defining gender norms.

and also, dont forgetti, its Just a Headcanon so you’re free to ignore it if you want.

I always figured their gender is determined by what lusus cares for them.

happy-is-for-homos:

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HER W H A T ? ? ?

ms-demeanor:

A heads up for y’all:

Tumblr is apparently getting pretty serious about deleting people with multiple unused URLs for violating community guidelines. If you’re going to use multiple URLs for whatever reason (you’re saving one for a cool blog idea you’ve got, you’re seeing what combos of header and background the blog generator spits out, you’re a pastel moodboard blogger and you’ve gotta differentiate between dusty rose, millennial pink, and rose gold, you’re trying to follow in aquafresh’s steps and re-start woody’s roundup) - WHATEVER the reason - you have to use those blogs like blogs. If you’ve got an empty sideblog URL (even just ONE empty blog) Tumblr may decide to treat it like a bot and delete your whole ass blog.

This is ESPECIALLY true if there’s a recent uptick in bot activity on tumblr (and I can’t be the only one who has gotten twenty messages about “pics for u” this week).

So if you’re generating new URLs please put something on them.

Signed,
 - that weirdo with a million sideblogs who doesn’t want to see you get deleted

oceanfoxo:

biglawbear:

oceanfoxo:

biglawbear:

Here’s the thing about shows like South Park and Family Guy that make their money off of being edgy and offensive. They fundamentally reduce their viewers’ capacity for empathy. If I found a joke funny, and you found it offensive, you’re just too sensitive. This is directly related to the ride of the alt right and the election of trump. In this essay I will

OP WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

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So instead of writing the essay this is exactly what I’m talking about. This shit reduces your capacity for empathy. If you can’t understand why people are hurt by a simple joke, nay, think that’s the whole point… How the hell are you supposed to feel for someone when they come to you complaining of ACTUAL oppression? It’s the foot in the door phenomenon. A little oppression isn’t too bad, cuz it’s funny, right? It hardens your heart against others

Somebody actually wrote this essay already. It’s a Twitter thread about how the alt right recruits teenage boys by getting them to post slightly offensive memes… And then when they get called out and don’t understand why the alt right channels their anger at feminists and women and people of color and liberals. According to this thread, boys are being “set up”

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Read the whole thread at the link above this is just a snip

“offensive” shows like Family Guy are a precursor to the alt right and you can’t change my mind

op this is a fantastic semi-essay

kaijuno:

unavidasilenciosa:

gambitbrain-deactivated20190910:

gambitbrain-deactivated20190910:

Woodstock says a lot about the Baby Boomer generation.

In 1969, 300,000+ young people showed up to the Woodstock music festival. The land being utilized was owned by a farmer. Drugs and inappropriate behavior were rampant, we’ve all seen the notorious photos of the festival goers skinny dipping and walking around naked. ODs and other medical issues were so rampant that the resources of the local emergency services were totally depleted. The National Guard was almost sent in. “Freak out tents” were set up for people on bad trips to be kept away from others. Hygiene was so poor that it was dubbed a crisis. Boomer-produced media portrays these events as cute, funny things done by well meaning young people just having a good time.

On the third day of the festival, the food ran out. Another major crisis was averted when food was charitably provided by locals in the nearby small town, out of their own pantries. The locals received nothing in return for this. Boomer-produced media portrays this as an example of a community “coming together” and “sharing”, some even use Woodstock as evidence that socialism works, referring to Woodstock as a temporary self sustaining country.

After the festival was over, the farmer’s fields were completely destroyed and covered in a sea of trash. A rainstorm the previous day has destroyed many young boomers’ belongings, and they had responded by leaving the destroyed items on the field while they went off to live the rest of their lives, reminiscing about the love, peace, and community they had experienced at Woodstock for decades to come.

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Boomers are a plague

While I agree that Woodstock was nothing short of an environmental catastrophe for the local ecosystem, you can’t possibly pretend our generation doesn’t do the exact same goddamn thing

bi0s:

loveshiine:

loveshiine:

i thought tumblr could reach harder for calling out people for the pettiest reason but someone deadass got called out for “colour picking” 

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why do people think they own color palettes 

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doodleforfood:

Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far