sonneillonv-deactivated20220218:
“The farmer gave most of his cows names that are associated with women! Misogyny!”
Me: …. you do… KNOW … that cows are female right…??
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.
Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!
The amount of emotion this single expression conveys is just amazing
hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
Oh Shit it’s The Skunch
#youre a sort of unpleasant person mister skunch (via @noirandchocolate )
“You misunderstood. This isn’t senseless violence, this is census violence”
Proceeds to count every member of the household as they beat me up
i think if you genuinely enjoyed getting a nasal swab done you need to get your brain looked at
well they would probably like that too
nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021:
a watched pot boils faster actually. you guys must be watching pots wrong
