classpectanon:

so

commentaries, book four, page 166 -

John Arm Alert: coming out of the cliff. Also, you gotta admire how the moment Vriska’s done with her funny prank, she just logs the fuck off. Karkat does just about the same thing, but one has to assume he thinks Tavros is exaggerating and not reporting on his literal paralysis. Karkat calls Flarp a game for girls, which in human culture sounds like a sexist pejorative. But knowing what we know about Flarp and trolls in general, what he probably means is, “Stop playing games for girls. They’re very dangerous, and one of these days it’s going to get you killed.”

my headcanon is thus:

trolls do not have a biological distinction between male and female (or if they do, it’s “troll” and “mother grub” as the two genders) - instead, traits that are considered “female” are just “whatever the current reigning Fuchsia has/is known for”, and traits that are considered “male” are the opposite of those. For the Alternian trolls, Her Imperious Condescension has long hair, is cruel and tyrannical, and has secondary sex characteristics that we would consider feminine, such as her general figure, and thus, for the trolls, our conception of female and male relatively lines up with the human conception of the idea, barring the whole “tyrannical despot thing”.

however, should a fuchsia be born and become empress that, say, is short, wears her hair short, and otherwise what we’d consider “masculine”, then suddenly the gender norms of troll society would flip.

EDIT: fixed some Bad Phrasing lmao

beetledrink:

jewishbookwyrm:

myidiocyiscontagious:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

i briefly thought about making a three way venn diagram of fictional couples where i am attracted to both parties but were not ready for it and you will hate it

wait i’ll make it but you guys have to be my psychotherapist and label it for me. hold on while i assemble this

analyze

I call this the bi gaze

thank you i literally feel like ive had a therapy session at this point

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

memes–memes:

T H E   F I R S T   A M E R I C A N   T O   E V E R

nannyoggskitchen:

pandarenwrites:

holisticfansstuff:

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(tags courtesy of @fynnkaterin)

also, in German, this kind of piano is called a “Flügel” which translates back to “wing”

anyone remember that king of the hill episode where hank bought meth and used it as fishing bait?

staticcolour:

Happy homestuck

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

i’m escaping….to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by lesbian drama……..SPACE

god dammit

ironwoman359:

randomslasher:

sick-kicks-with-calopteryx:

tricktster:

tricktster:

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

(source)

when you live in a tiny pot you have to flex even harder

where is that tree going

Places

snakegay:

the one good thing about mgsv is instead of being like one of thos weak games with “””limited sprint””” you can just have venom snake charge around everywhere at near superhuman speeds without any limitations whatsoever