Silver Tongue

ugli-ly:

if you think about it it’s only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn’t Fucking Exist website

jeffgerstmann:
“live shot of the e3 2023 show floor
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jeffgerstmann:

live shot of the e3 2023 show floor

aeshnacyanea2000:

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”

— Terry Pratchett - A Slip Of The Keyboard: Collected Non-fiction

M E W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPLAN WHY ARE YOU SO WIERED YOU KEEP CHANGING HOW YOU ACT. FIRST YOU EAT AVRYTHING NOW YOU TRY TO FEED MEWTWO AS IF HES GUNA DIE ... PLEASE TELL ME YOU WONT CANGE HABITS AGEIN (caps lock wasn't on btw)

xxtc-96xx:

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you don’t gotta yell at them

thesnadger:

I saw a post that was like “stop shaming people who don’t change their profile pic because they ‘look like a bot,’ you’re policing how ppl use tumblr <3 <3 <3” and it made me want to bang my head against the wall.

When people tell you to avoid looking like a bot, it’s because if you look like a bot, you will be blocked and reported as a bot.

I don’t are if you lurk, I don’t care if your pic and title are cool or clever or whatever, just change them to something that shows anyone you follow that you’re human.

Otherwise, if I see you in my new followers I’ll assume you’re one of the 30+ bots that followed me today, and I’ll block and report you.

tl;dr: For crying out loud, it’s not “policing people’s experience” to tell them how to avoid having their accounts blocked and suspended.

badgerpunk:

diabloindigo:

zackisontumblr:

were–ralph:

thickness-protection-program:

cptnzachsparrow:

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Give this a normal caption challenge

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

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eclipse-song:
“Lets be real, Reigen could scam Cecil
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eclipse-song:

Lets be real, Reigen could scam Cecil

bunchashapes:

what’s your favorite metal gear solid cutscene? this is mine

bunchashapes:

what’s your favorite metal gear solid cutscene? this is mine