Silver Tongue

xxtc-96xx:

yeah that’s the reason

don’t growl at baby

vytamins:

vytamins:

vytamins:

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since quarantine started acnh has been the main method my mom and i have stayed in contact with each other and whenever i visit her i always dress to impress :~)

bonus: me n my mom vibin’ at her place

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i took the photo late bc i got so excited i pressed the wrong button but MY MOM CAME TO MY ISLAND DRESSED LIKE THIS!! the tables have turned

dappermouth:

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

belledamesanschill:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

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charismat1c-megafauna:

brattylikestoeat:

vavandeveresfan:

chondrichthyes-nuts:

brattylikestoeat:

hack?

that’s just garlic confit

Seriously, anyone who didn’t know about how to make this didn’t have parents/relatives who cooked.

Y’all need to pick up a cookbook.  Or watch Julia Child.

Sorry everyone didn’t grow up in a household where their caretaker cooker or knew how to cooked. Some of us didn’t grow up in a household with fresh fruits and produce. Some of us didn’t have the money to spend on a shit ton of garlic.

So how about enjoy the video instead of being a snobby bitch.

Also Julia Child would be ashamed of people behaving like that. Her whole deal was just… Making cooking accessible for people. Hell, she had a whole segment devoted to “oh, nobody taught you how to cook eggs? Here’s how you do that.” A significant part of her show was basics that people take for granted (and though the equipment may have changed somewhat, its still pretty helpful). My dad had busy parents who didn’t have the time or knowhow to cook, and he learned from watching Julia Child. French cooking made easy, here’s the basics everyone assumes you know but never taught you. And ever since, he’s had a love of cooking.


Stop putting people down for not knowing basics. Everyone is a beginner at some point or another.

DONT SHAME SOMEONE FOR BEING NEW AT A SKILL

dragon-in-a-fez:

surprisedentistry:

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

artificial-lust:

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

dingdongyouarewrong:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dingdongyouarewrong:

do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once

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i love this post because there are all these tags in the reblogs referencing at least six different tumblr users and saying ‘oh clearly OP is referring to [person i’ve never heard of before]’ which should be telling